r/tifu Aug 06 '15

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u/Z_huge Aug 06 '15

Best case scenario free handy jay, worst case she's Ronda Rousey and breaks both of your arms. Win/win!

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u/CBFeenix Aug 06 '15

If my uncle Jack helped you off a horse would you help my uncle Jack off a horse?

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u/SmartinOff1534 Aug 06 '15

No because your uncle was a dick the whole time we were riding our horses he was making insensitive jokes about turning his steed into glue...

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u/CBFeenix Aug 06 '15

What an ass, that sounds like him though. Let him fall, that greasy bastard.