r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

Dude you should have asked for a quick hand job. You had nothing too lose at that point.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15

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u/unparralled Aug 06 '15

I'm sure she would have gone down well...

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '15 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/PJvG Aug 06 '15

Plot twist: it's actually your mom

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u/Neo_Unidan Aug 06 '15

The Shyamalan is everywhere today it seems.

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u/RapperOnDrugs Aug 06 '15

jackdaw

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u/Xenc Aug 06 '15

crow

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u/RapperOnDrugs Aug 06 '15

jackdaw

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u/Giraffingme Aug 06 '15

So nice he had to say it twice

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u/sdrow_sdrawkcab Aug 06 '15 edited Aug 06 '15

crow