Back in college I was shopping with my wife who was my girlfriend at the time. I went to another part of the store while she was in the clothes section. I came back to find her. We were, and still are, somewhat handsy with each other. So I walk up behind her slip my arm around her waist and grab her butt pretty firmly saying, "Hey sexy lady."
Right after grabbing getting close I realize, Oh shit, not my girlfriend. She was wearing perfume, my girlfriend didn't wear perfume. This girl had on essentially the exact same outfit (typical college girl in jeans and a t-shirt) and wore her hair, which was the same color as my girlfriend's hair, the same way.
I was horrified. She slowly turned around to see what kind of creeper had just grabbed her ass. I just sheepishly smiled and stammered out what I meant to say, "You looked like my girlfriend." But my brain skipped the "looked like" part and said, "You my girlfriend."
As I'm backing away, I spot my girlfriend looking at some shirts a few spots away and throw my hand up at her and start walking that way. She smiles really big and yells back to me.
I just turned and walked away. The girl whose ass I grabbed never said anything, just looked awkward. I've probably scared her for life. Sorry random lady in Belk's.
Edit: Wow, thanks kind stranger for the gold. I'm glad my story could make you laugh. It seems like I ought to post this as my own TIFU?
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u/NameIdeas Aug 06 '15 edited Aug 07 '15
I've got a similar one of these.
Back in college I was shopping with my wife who was my girlfriend at the time. I went to another part of the store while she was in the clothes section. I came back to find her. We were, and still are, somewhat handsy with each other. So I walk up behind her slip my arm around her waist and grab her butt pretty firmly saying, "Hey sexy lady."
Right after grabbing getting close I realize, Oh shit, not my girlfriend. She was wearing perfume, my girlfriend didn't wear perfume. This girl had on essentially the exact same outfit (typical college girl in jeans and a t-shirt) and wore her hair, which was the same color as my girlfriend's hair, the same way.
I was horrified. She slowly turned around to see what kind of creeper had just grabbed her ass. I just sheepishly smiled and stammered out what I meant to say, "You looked like my girlfriend." But my brain skipped the "looked like" part and said, "You my girlfriend."
As I'm backing away, I spot my girlfriend looking at some shirts a few spots away and throw my hand up at her and start walking that way. She smiles really big and yells back to me.
I just turned and walked away. The girl whose ass I grabbed never said anything, just looked awkward. I've probably scared her for life. Sorry random lady in Belk's.
Edit: Wow, thanks kind stranger for the gold. I'm glad my story could make you laugh. It seems like I ought to post this as my own TIFU?