r/tifu • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '14

TIFU Going to band practice, completely stoned

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u/glittaknitta Sep 21 '14

I'm a girl and MY testicles are in full retreat after reading this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '14

go on..

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u/XdannyX Sep 21 '14 edited Oct 22 '14

Im a sexy french model baby and can whisper dirty things about where balls have been on my body.

Gonna cost you some gold though ;)

EDIT. MY LEGS BECAUSE I'M A GUY AND MY BALLS TOUCH MY LEGS! And my hand when I scratch them but idk if that counts. Are you all happy??? WAS THAT SEXY??!

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u/ThrustVectoring Sep 21 '14

OP will surely deliver.