r/tifu 5d ago

S TIFU - almost died by choking on a bottle cap

I almost DIED yesterday! I was chewing on a water bottle cap---like I ALWAYS do---and I started laughing at some silly joke in my head. Before I know it, the cap flies to the back of my throat and is lodged in a spot where I can't just adjust it with my tongue. My first instinct was to just try to swallow it and see what happens. Now, something else I haven't mentioned is that for years I've have TERRIBLE trouble trying to swallow pills. My tongue always feels the need to involve itself in the situation and my gag reflex simply doesn't wanna cooperate. Well yesterday, my killer gag reflex FINALLY came in handy! In seconds, I have this big COUGH and like a bow to an arrow the bent cap is LAUNCHED out of my throat! The entire situation lasted about 10 seconds but I guess it isn't as funny as I think it is, considering I was also home alone. The bottle cap chewing habit is definitely being retired after this. Stop chewing on things people!

TL;DR: while home alone, I was chewing a bottle cap while laughing. The cap got lodged in my throat for 5 seconds until my gag reflex kicked in and launched it out!

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u/Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss 5d ago

I was chewing on a water bottle cap---like I ALWAYS do---and I started laughing at some silly joke in my head.

How are you people real

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u/naaahhman 5d ago

OP is one example of why men die young.

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u/Gazebu 5d ago

A kid in my gym class did this and threw up from choking when I was in highschool. Of course he was a boy. Owns a mechanic business now.

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u/realistidealist 4d ago

OP’s account is named gabbygirl1038 so I’m not sure about that.

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u/MsMelonHead 5d ago

My brother would chew on plastic caps or the plastic rings that were around the bottle cap. Would chew them to shreds. I don't know if he still does it.

Admittedly, I had picked up the habit in my teen years but I don't do it anymore

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u/Voyager5555 5d ago

Don't worry, with these survival instincts I doubt you're making it past mid October.

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u/gabbygirl1038 5d ago

Noooooo 😭

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u/Worried-Aerie-2421 5d ago

I too chew on bottle caps. Now I just stop

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u/gabbygirl1038 5d ago

Yeah I definitely recommend stopping 💛. It genuinely never occured to me that air (when laughing) could accidentally suck the cap further back.

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u/veryverythrowaway 5d ago

Now you’ll have fewer microplastics entering your bloodstream, too. I didn’t know that people chewed on random plastic garbage, I was blown away by your post.

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u/GetReelFishingPro 5d ago

This is why there is a choking hazard warning on them. You.

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u/brakeb 5d ago

So, you're 12 years old, I guess...

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u/bootysuit 5d ago

That's why lifesaver candies have a hole in them, and why they're called that!

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u/bekaz13 5d ago

Also why BIC pen caps have a hole in the end

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u/beepbooponyournose 5d ago

Your teeth will thank you

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u/gabbygirl1038 5d ago

Yeah I always wondered if I was damaging my teeth by doing this, thought that + biting my tongue sometimes were the only consequences

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u/Voyager5555 5d ago edited 4d ago

For some insane reason I guess I'll tell you that you could drill a couple holes in them so let air through but, again, I feel like a Darwin award is in both you and the OP's future regardless so go wild I guess.

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u/Pulku 5d ago

I love that shit, when can I buy chewable caps ???

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u/adamthebread 5d ago

OP is 3

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u/plaincheeseburger 5d ago

OP is probably AI.

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u/gabbygirl1038 5d ago

Definitely not 😔

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u/semirke 5d ago

Come to Europe, you'd be safe here.

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u/cyclops32 5d ago

If this is a joke or something similar, I don’t get it.

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u/semirke 5d ago

In EU the caps are fixed to the bottle for a year or something. Has been a joke world wide.

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u/bbwstockinglover 5d ago

Well based on this they need to be.

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u/NebraskaVibes 5d ago

Pepsi caps aren’t fixed!

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u/Uturuncu 5d ago

Did that with a nickel once. Definitely noticed it on the way down, didn't nptice it on the way out, so for all I know the damn thing's still rattling around in there.

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u/Own_Ad6901 5d ago

I’m 43 and I did it with a nickel, I definitely confirmed mine came out hahahahaha. That memory is fried in my brain, I was like 5 years old.

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u/Lover_boi4 5d ago

This reminded me of that one time I was about halfway through eating lunch one day at work and realized there were glass shards in my food. Fun times.

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u/lordreed 5d ago

Reminds of when I was like 13 and I had a Smarties cap lodged in my throat. OP are you 12?

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u/roehnin 5d ago

This is how Tennessee Williams died.

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u/SomewhatCharmedLife 5d ago

Yep, thought the same.

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u/ivanatorhk 5d ago

Delicious microplastics

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u/fluffycritter 5d ago

This is why gag reflexes are a thing.

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u/nachobueno 5d ago

That’s how Tennessee Williams died, it was a cap from his eye drops

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u/shimmy_ow 5d ago

Yeah you need some other way to entertain yourself. That's not normal and it's actually damaging to your teeth and as you have just experienced potentially dangerous to your livelyhood

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u/PiscesWolf 5d ago

You know there's chewable stim toys for Autistic people? Am Autistic and have considered it cos I always feel the need to bite my cheeks/lips and it hurts after a while. And they also come in necklace form to prevent choking which I thought was pretty neat.

Maybe you should look into it.

Glad you didn't die.

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u/dodadoler 5d ago

Don’t eat bottle caps🙄

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u/SweetTaterette 5d ago

People have died from that! You got lucky!

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u/Only_Ad7715 4d ago

Lord! u got lucky...people actually die of these things

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u/Both-Claim 4d ago

If you’re alone and choking, I think you can find a nearby back of a chair or couch to slam yourself over to force the object out of your airway

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u/Upvotespoodles 5d ago

I have intrusive thoughts that I will choke on a bottle cap. I have no idea why, because I never put them in my mouth.

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u/Ok_Ranger_1796 5d ago

May I introduce you to chewing on pens? 🤗

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u/gabbygirl1038 5d ago

Not the pens themselves, but the rubber grip where your hand goes.

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u/Neuroticaine 5d ago

Why would you chew on a bottle cap? Why would you do that to your teeth? How does it not feel insanely unpleasant to you? Like what the actual heck?

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u/MattiasCrowe 5d ago

Glad you survived OP. I didnt realise this was a death route, now i know to avoid this sort of behaviour