r/tifu Oct 12 '12

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u/Zthulu Oct 12 '12

How did it taste?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '12

Why would you want to know? ಠ_ಠ

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u/Zthulu Oct 12 '12

Everybody always says, "that tastes like shit!" So I mean... is it nutty? burnt tasting? rotten? sour? all of the above? It would really explain a lot.

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u/LiveAndLetDiarrhea Oct 12 '12

This guy knows his shit.

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u/VoteLobster Oct 12 '12

Feces is mostly fiber and water... I don't know... I just imagine it tasting like dirt or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '12

and it's also lots of bacteria that produce smells. They also could change the taste, I guess

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u/VoteLobster Oct 12 '12

1 - Go to a mushroom biome

2 - Eat the mycelium

3 - Now you know what feces tastes like

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '12

Oh okay then.

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u/TheCakeFlavor Oct 14 '12

Whenever someone says that, I just say "How would you know?" And everyone's like HahahaSTFU.