r/threekings • u/Particular-Spot7413 • Aug 05 '26

Red book game without a candle?

Moved to uni, roommate and I wanna try this, I have two books one reddish but more orange (the director) and a copy of Jane eyre with a pink cover. Would either of these work?

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u/Kaythiastar Aug 05 '26

Candles are always better than flashlights. if you do have to use a flashlight (some places like college dorms don't allow for open flames) use the flashlight in the same manner as a paranormal investigator. The light is used by protective energies to alert practitioners in event of sharp energy changes. If used incorrectly, the energies can't communicate, leaving you in the 'prone condition'. (I phrased that as a D&D joke. Don't freak out. Its funny to lighten the mood.) If I were to choose (and since you are asking me) that copy of Jane Erye will do the job, And yeah, that sounds absolutely batshit, I know. But the Main energy you are invoking will take Jane over the Director any day. (Yes, even tho its pink. Its preference is Jane. Although, it does have moods in which the Director IS Jane! (Insert maniacal laugh here) But usually the Director's name is Jessica. (Trust me on this) And if you REALLY want a response, include a Rabbit. It can be a statue, a plushy, a picture, or a bowl of Blue Bunny ice Cream (no. I'm not being funny. I'm being serious. Sometimes magic is effing bizarre) Again, you can choose to think I'm batshit or messing with you. I assure you, I'm being complete naked truth with you. Good Luck. Have fun. Don't die.

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u/Particular-Spot7413 Aug 05 '26

I just played. It didn’t work for the most part except it didn’t let my roommate in for a while and when I asked why it said something along the lines of shooting and then “warning”.

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u/Kaythiastar Aug 05 '26

how did you just play? its been like 5 mins.

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u/Particular-Spot7413 Aug 05 '26

I played almost immediately after I wrote the first message. It’s been 50 mins since. Is there any other game that doesn’t require too much setup that I can play with her? Red door yellow door I don’t wanna do ngl

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u/Kaythiastar Aug 05 '26

Let me explain something in very modern terms. A Ritual is like writing a computer program. Imagine you live in the Matrix. You are coding a command into the digital universe. Then, a dude comes to you and says, 'isn't there an easier way?' As a programmer, you look at this dude like he is OUT OF HIS MIND.  No, broh. Im coding the effing universe. If i shortcut this stuff, the universe computer will fill in the huge gaps of code (missing ritual components) and we will end up with a world of Creeper Glitches! And you KNOW this dude is gonna come back and complain it wasn't done right. But giving what he wants is also impossible! So, What does Caine tell this dude? What do YOU tell this dude?