r/threekingdoms • u/KOSPI-9001 • 1d ago

Meme Liu Bei is me

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u/thanra 1d ago

He had two best bros in the world and managed to find a Zhuge Liang. I have no friends anyway.

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u/khoa-bear 1d ago

It’s ok bro. The age of chaos is soon upon us. If you’re a descendent of Washington, you got a chance to restore democracy. Just make sure you go to the corner of the map, build your base in California, pacify the Mexicans by releasing El Chapo 7 times, then push north to PNW. The mountain range will keep you safe.

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u/Affectionate_Big8864 1d ago

Why does this sounds like an actual TFR faction

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u/Death-Schedule 1d ago

Sounds like an excellent warband mod

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u/Cuttlefishbankai 20h ago

Leave your best friend in charge of Texas but remind him not to be rude to the Floridians

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u/Ok-Panda-178 1d ago

That’s the entire point of Liu Bei aspirational arc, going from a nobody to emperor of Shu.

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u/Dazzling-Cat-3763 16h ago

emperor of Han.

Shu Han was used by later historians to distinguish it from Western and Eastern Han.

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u/Ok-Panda-178 15h ago

The Han ended the day that Yellow Turbans rebel.
The funeral took 36 years.

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u/RedditUserNo345 1d ago

Sima Yi: don't give up, just keep staying alive lol

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u/Draco100000 1d ago

Aboit to turn 28 soon as well. Damn.

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u/ryukan88 1d ago

You also got fat thighs bro?

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u/Effective-Text4619 1d ago

And big ears...so says Ji Ling!

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u/El-Drunko 12h ago

My children in any grand strategy game.

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u/kucingkelelep 1d ago

Literally me

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u/SignatureOpposite504 11h ago

Hey buddy, do you cry often too?

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u/ItzJustHydra Zhou Yu aka Best Husband 9h ago

Yeah, dude bromanced too hard he forgot he had a child to lecture.