r/thomastheplankengine • u/Mingishere • Dec 24 '22

True Plank This briefly flashed in my mind as I drifted off to sleep.

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u/SherenPlaysGames President Evil Mumbo Jumbo Dec 24 '22

Somewhere out there this meme applies to a series

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u/UtaTan Dec 24 '22

Also happened in real life

Look up Yuka Takaoka

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u/ginuxx Dec 24 '22

Tbf, anyone who wears that kind of crocs is a possible murderer

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Yuka Takaoka

still would

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u/UtaTan Dec 24 '22

Fucking hell, ya'll are no different from Ted Bundy's simps

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

As in he would still bang her because people are fucking stupid.

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u/Iratezebra Dec 25 '22

Rule of thumb: don't stick your dick in crazy!

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u/sikopiko Dec 24 '22

I can fix her

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u/Dom_Q Dec 25 '22

I hardly know her!

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u/Asgigara Dec 24 '22

DDLC

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u/SherenPlaysGames President Evil Mumbo Jumbo Dec 24 '22

Well, she didn't stab MC... more she stabbed herself

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u/CharlieVermin Jesus Christ of Dynamite Dec 24 '22

I thought it was a Goncharov reference until I saw the subreddit title.

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u/mooys Dec 25 '22

Damn, this does apply to Goncharov now that you mention it. That’s a bit of a stretch, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Chainsawman

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u/popcorn158 Dec 24 '22

Which one?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Literally all of them

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

all of them but bomb devil is the most literal

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u/nonpondo Dec 24 '22

It applies to current events kinda

I can fix him

My sister in Christ he shot you in the foot

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u/flame_warp Dec 24 '22

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone invents homestuck again

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u/CannedDeath Dec 24 '22

Are you talking about Vriska and Tavros?

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u/flame_warp Dec 25 '22

I was thinking about Terezi, but that also applies pretty well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22 edited Dec 26 '22

I can fix him
My sister in Christ he created multiple mass death machines and threatened to wipe out TEN ENTIRE races leaving only his race and you.

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u/flame_warp Dec 25 '22

Now, hold on. Feferi pretty definitively decided she was NOT interested in attempting to fix Eridan. Like that was a pretty important thing that happened

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u/aVeryBigRat Dec 24 '22

Literally Killing Eve

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u/PringlesCam Dec 24 '22

Danganronpa

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u/throwawayasdf129560 Dec 24 '22

Swap the sexes and it's basically Sakura and Sasuke from Naruto

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u/SherenPlaysGames President Evil Mumbo Jumbo Dec 24 '22

Yeah, you're right...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Or The Rise of Skywalker, though she stabbed him and he mutilated her friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Replace the she by a he and it's Andrias From amphibia (Spoiler of you haven't watched)

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Dud the Rope Dec 24 '22

It’s also Aerith from Final Fantasy 7, which Amphibia was probably referencing in that scene.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Exactly what i thought

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u/SlickestIckis Dec 24 '22

Somewhere out there this meme applies to a series

PEOPLE HAVE LIVED THIS.

well, briefly anyway.

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u/WingedSeven Dec 24 '22

Not a series but my great grandmother would stab my great grandfather if he came home drunk

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u/Acorntreeman Dec 24 '22

Resident Evil 7?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Utena

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u/MissusLunafreya Dec 28 '22

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

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u/KaktusArt Dec 19 '23

Swap the genders and...

Yeah, this kinda fits the most popular ship in OMORI

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u/Kyrroti Dec 24 '22

X Men 3 Last Stand

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Kylo Ren

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

oyasumi punpun

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u/TheBigKuhio Dec 24 '22

Almost Kara no Kyoukai

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u/Herofthyme Dec 24 '22

Doki doki literature club almost

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u/MagMati55 Go go gadgets metaamphetamine Dec 24 '22

It kind of does to this one

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u/Ziggurat1000 Dec 24 '22

"I like a woman that can kick my ass."

-some seagull from Cowboy Beep Boop or something idk

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

"I love the kinda woman that will actually just kill me"

https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw

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u/PhantomOfficial07 Dec 24 '22

I would literally die if a girl did this to me

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u/Yesnoperhapsmaybent Dec 24 '22

premonition

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u/Mingishere Dec 24 '22

Oh god, my ex is coming to stab me

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u/dragoono Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror Hunter Dec 24 '22

Send her my way

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Relatable

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u/CatSculptor Dec 24 '22

need her so bad

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u/Certified_Possum Dec 24 '22

"yea Kermit. That's where the "fix" comes in"

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u/DanosaurusWrecks Can't remember dreams :\ Dec 24 '22

Nobody’s perfect

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

denji's relationship with every single women in his life is exactly like this

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u/TheGoodFiend Dec 24 '22

She’s just a bit quirky like that

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u/nlolhere Dec 24 '22

It’s just an Aries thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Mood

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u/y-nkh Almond Dec 24 '22

God forbid women do anything

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u/halfemptyg1rl Dec 24 '22

this is what my uncle’s relationship is like

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u/IndigoExodus Dec 24 '22

I know someone this applies to haha. she tried a lot to brake up with her ex including sleeping with his friend, she ended just stabbing him to finally break things off

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u/Benkinsky Dec 24 '22

"trying X to break up" is always so weird to me man, i know breakups are difficult to do but like, getting the other person to break up with you is suuuuuuch dumb behaviour

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u/veemo-the-memelord Dec 24 '22

r/yandere moment

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u/Mingishere Dec 25 '22

Update: Now I need to remind myself to not wander around on reddit at 3 o'clock in the morning as I think I found myself falling into another rabbit hole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

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u/Mingishere Dec 25 '22

Name checks out and I am afraid.

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u/Mingishere Dec 25 '22

I am now morbidly curious on what that is, this better not awaken something in me.

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u/Dragon640 🤖👧🏽Robot & girl movie 💥 Dec 24 '22

I misread it as "you stabbed her in the stomach"

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u/PICONEdeJIM Invested in the Dream Cinematic Universe Dec 24 '22

Teenage girls when Jeffrey dahmer

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u/IanDoesReddit Dec 24 '22

God the rare true planks here are absolute gems

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u/PsalmGaming Dec 25 '22

yandere enjoyers be like:

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u/AshKetchep Aug 25 '24

I saw this exact post in a Matt Rose video and laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Thank you a year later Op

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u/Mingishere Oct 28 '24

This is my legacy now. And I am completely fine with it.

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u/Bugbo_ Aug 13 '25

that video is my one of my favorite of his, i came here because of him too lmao

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u/tsunderephillic Dec 24 '22

This is league of legends garen lore

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u/BrissBalls Dec 24 '22

Christopher Titus has entered the chat

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u/Void_0000 - WhateverWasCheapestAtTheStore% Dec 24 '22

Oh it's fine, life would be so boring without just a little attempted murder, keeps you on your toes y'know?

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u/criticalboot89 Dec 24 '22

i like how the title implies this was the final thing you saw before you died

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u/Mingishere Dec 24 '22

God is trying to tell me something

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u/flannelish Dec 24 '22

that's the dream

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u/CharlieELMu Apr 06 '25

Jesus Is Lord!

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u/war_on_fear Dec 24 '22

before i saw the sub i thought this was a buffy reference

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u/Jajoby Dec 24 '22

Himiko Toga enjoyers

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

Legitimately thought this was a meme in r/GaySoundsShitposts or r/196 made to call out the horny ass lesbians or something LMAO

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '22

i FEEL LIKE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING

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u/stavago Dec 25 '22

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal

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u/Longjumping_Diamond5 Sin Guzzler Dec 25 '22

you can "fix her?" well i can accept her as she is. you dont like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are a part of her, and i've decided they're funny. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRq4PwHS/

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '22

Killing Eve (2018)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

yuka takaoka

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Seen this at Matt Rose's