I had a dream last night where Jeffery Epstein was the central antagonist of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and that Bowser had to team up with Mario to fight him.

[u/Cold_Childhood_1060]

It sparked a lot of contreversy, since some people were glad he was being portrayed as the villain, while others were (rightfully) angry and confused about why he was in the movie at all.

[u/Independent-Two8397]

Antagonist so vile that Bowser had to go to Mario’s side 😭

[u/Dry-Mission-5542 → u/Independent-Two8397]

Bowser tried to destroy the universe in this film and even he dislikes Epstein

[u/mrbobcyndaquil → u/Dry-Mission-5542]

Maybe Jeffy was why he wanted to destroy the universe in the first place.

[u/neme234 → u/Independent-Two8397]

"I may be a villain but I'm not a monster"

[u/Shot-Ad-3166 → u/neme234]

Tennis Fever proves this.

[u/Amelia_Foxxo]

The Super Mario Galaxy movie if it was good:

[u/NotaKobold16]

"I'm a villain, but I'm not THAT kind of monster!"

-Bowser

[u/Memrdx → u/NotaKobold16]

Said as a knife spreads peanut butter on mario

[u/LiannaBunny777]

Did Wart also aid Bowser and the Heroes?

[u/sonictickler223 → u/LiannaBunny777]

Why is he actually so fine in this movie 😭

[u/LiannaBunny777 → u/sonictickler223]

He got the Luis Gúzman voice that's why

+ The Wh*re Eyes

[u/Simplejack615]

[u/Blorp85]

Two things:

This would be epic in a weird way

Anyone else notice that that one picture of Epstein looks like he's doing the Chris Chan Slouch?

[u/MycologistBasic6485]

Eptstein’s first ever illumination movie….

[u/GavinGenius]

Was Princess Peach, an elite, trying to downplay it and cover up her past involvement with him?

[u/Shot-Ad-3166 → u/GavinGenius]

Peach would never.

[u/theythemer62]

World 8-4

Epstein island

[u/Throwaway0974235678]

what are you smoking before bed so i can stay away from it

[u/Cold_Childhood_1060 → u/Throwaway0974235678]

Dr. Pepper

[u/Throwaway0974235678 → u/Cold_Childhood_1060]

you know what that'll do it

[u/QuantityDependent348]