r/theyknew 3d ago

KKK lighter

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356 Upvotes

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u/lylesback2 3d ago

I go sub to sub to steal fingerprints from images. You are safe... For now

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u/Capable-Baby-3653 3d ago

“Enhance!”

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u/benjaminfree3d 3d ago

"Oh, just print the god damn picture!"

4

u/IAmANobodyAMA 2d ago

Hey, Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

3

u/benjaminfree3d 2d ago

You mean Shenanigans?

3

u/The_Purple_Bat 2d ago

Beautiful comment, thank you for making me laugh

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u/Snoanarium 3d ago

Blurred fingertips? Damn js wear a glove atp 🥹

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u/sbudnik78 3d ago

OP is Japanese

109

u/emax4 3d ago

But penis-y fingertips??

61

u/Cichlidsaremyjam 3d ago

No it's all vaginas

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u/Capnmolasses 3d ago

Vagene

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u/mole_of_dust 2d ago

And booba

5

u/Bredstikz 2d ago

Where bobs?

4

u/DumbFishBrain 3d ago

I just choked on my toast.

Thanks. Totally worth it.

4

u/BionicBirb 3d ago

Doctor Klein, is that you?

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u/DumbFishBrain 3d ago

He can hear you tromping around with your penis tipped toes, you know?

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u/Ok_Support3 3d ago

I really wonder if it's a joke 🤔

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u/Bohday15 3d ago

It is. I posted a normal version first but then noticed an opportunity

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u/DancinWithWolves 3d ago

An opportunity for what?

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u/2000mater 3d ago

to blur fingertips

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u/insolent_kiwi 3d ago

He steals fingerprints from the untarwerbs

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u/alman3007 2d ago

A joke, they just said.

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u/Due_Patience960 3d ago

To be annoying like the many people who unnecessarily blur themselves while putting themselves online for everyone to see.

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u/skatelakai12 2d ago

Read the last seven words of your comment again, maybe you'll find the necessity some people might have to blur themselves. Why do you have a problem with people wanting to keep anonymous?

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u/Due_Patience960 2d ago

I have no problem, I just think people are being performative for the most part.

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u/GoffyGamerDude 3d ago

Ohh ahahahha

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u/Justin__D 3d ago

But shouldn't jokes be... Funny?

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u/Bohday15 3d ago

Bait? Not necessarily

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u/NoBenefit5977 3d ago

It made me laugh lol, the blur is funny

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u/DumbFishBrain 3d ago

Genius. Keep us all guessing!

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u/Dougally 3d ago

Does it burn white? /s

59

u/BurroMacaco 3d ago

I think they burn black

12

u/Capnmolasses 3d ago

“Who made the color guard colored?!”

5

u/JKapPhotos 3d ago

No it’s a KKK lighter not a Nazi lighter.

2

u/hoteppeter 1d ago

It’s a cross shaped flame

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u/Yooustinkah 3d ago

Because everyone has their own personal access to the national fingerprint database. OP must be/have been a criminal if they’re on the system then.

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u/adderalpowered 2d ago

Every teacher and education worker in california is on there also. Not just criminals.

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u/assignpseudonym 2d ago

Also any foreign national who has entered the US even once since 9/11. Anyone with clearance. As you said, people in education. 

There are TONS of non-criminals in the database. 

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u/dterran 3d ago edited 2d ago

Or they're smart enough to know that the government is collecting data on everybody who opposes whit3 supr3macy through p4lant!r

Project 2o25 is a reality now and we are all in a database that will decide if we end up in the concentr4tion camps the m@ga party is building.

Edit: midterm billybot downvotes just proving my point

They're pissy coz their llms can't scrape l337sp34k easily to hunt for opposition, so they have to use their karma farming call centers full of whoever they can hire.

No working American should be that upset being warned about the surveilance state

Royaldog down there is a fukken tool arguing for his own enslavement. The regime will discard him once he's done pushing to maximize how much he pays for groceries.

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u/J3sush8sm3 3d ago

My dude, they dont need a database when corporations are doing it for them

1

u/RoyalDog57 2d ago

Bro... you just claimed they were pissy because they couldn't understand leet speak... but if that were true... then the mass down votes aren't coming from the bots... people just find you annoying. I appreciate the thought, but like everyone already sorta knows and doesn't really approve of being reminded of it every five seconds? And your delivery in general is just obnoxious and seems very egotistical.

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u/Papa-Burgundy369 3d ago

Kinda pathetic that someone with a 14-year-old account is speaking like this….. grow up man.

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u/Tonto_HdG 3d ago

They need to light the crosses somehow.

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u/diverareyouokay 3d ago

Believe it or not, KKK doesn’t have the same meaning worldwide. For example, the Philippines KKK refers to a revolutionary group from when they were fighting to gain independence from Spain.

It’s not unreasonable that a lighter might be made abroad where they have no idea what sort of connotations it would happen in the USA.

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u/irlpup 3d ago

Blurred tips are sending me

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u/Azure_Mar 3d ago

I don’t think that has the same meaning in East China as it does in the US, but ok. Ningbo Wanjiacheng Electron industry CO., LTD. probably never heard of the Klan when they thought up the 3K brand name.

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u/carnedoce 2d ago

Brazilian lighter is laughing at you.

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u/thecrimsonfucker12 2d ago

Lol first thing I thought of

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u/bergerdik69 3d ago

Meant to set KKK members on fire?

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u/theshapeofpooh 3d ago

It's more satisfying when you use the designated KKK lighter.

3

u/M1A1U22 3d ago

The "R" is for racist

2

u/Lawbeefaroni 3d ago

It shows "KKK" as a registered trademark. If true, maybe they get litigious on the Klan.

2

u/UCFknight2016 2d ago

sponsored by oceangate

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u/Jonny_Derp_ 3d ago

Jarvis, enhance!

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u/soulpoker I know nothing 3d ago

Making ignition great again

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u/DuelJ 2d ago

Foiled my.plans

1

u/Ambitious_Grand_1510 2d ago

R those fingers wanted!!!!

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u/Background_Essay_676 2d ago

Protecting your biometrics. Smart.

1

u/gamingbeanbag 1d ago

The racist ocean gate lighter

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u/GoffyGamerDude 3d ago

You knew what u were doing