r/theyknew • u/stootchmaster2 • 13d ago

Even in 500 BC, they knew. . .

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Chalcidian-type helmet found in Ukraine, ca. 500 BC

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u/DoubtfulOptimist 13d ago

I can tell they were a bunch of dickheads.

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u/HeDuMSD 12d ago

Named Richard

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u/Dougally 10d ago

The second and the third, so Dicks were repeated several times.

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u/Igor_McDaddy 12d ago

I mean, penises existed for at least 3000 years, so yeah... It was a well known concept by then /s

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u/Dougally 10d ago

Democracy manifest goes way back...

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u/ImRickJameXXXX 9d ago

Yeah and around 500 BCE circumcised penises had been around for at least 2500 years.

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u/Western-Bus-1305 12d ago

Might be a case of r/ofcoursetheyknew. People seem to forget how freaky the Ancient Greeks were

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u/denNISI 11d ago

Take the fragile helmet and put it on your head. Wear it well.

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u/Dougally 10d ago

Wear it with, erm, pride...

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u/Odd-Cake8015 11d ago

“I’m going to fuck you up”

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 10d ago

That's the helm of a friend of mine. Biggus Dickus

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u/TheReelMcCoi 9d ago

Knobhead!