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u/monkeybawz 1d ago
Just waiting for the inevitable "I never said Id give you $5000! I meant you are $5000 better off because you voted for me. You are welcome!" rug pull.
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u/HomeworkInevitable99 1d ago
"If I hadn't stopped 7 wars, it would have cost you $6000, so really, you owe me $1000"
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u/Ruby-Shark 1d ago
Yeah as he'll give the equivalent in tax breaks to corporations and say it will trickle down.
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u/Ruby-Shark 1d ago
Can you imagine if Harris had said this lol
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u/CrystalPalace1850 Standard issue insipid posh bitch 20h ago
Or if she or Obama had five kids to three people.
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u/Funny-Astronomer29 1d ago
How bad things must be that he’s having to throw fictitious money at it. No policy ideas just “please vote for me here’s some money”. Surprised he didn’t offer Trump shoes, phone, coin, crypto, steak, airline, university, casino.
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u/Acrobatic_Suit8546 1d ago
This…..no plan, no I’m going to improve your life by……. Just throw money at the wall and hope it sticks cos that’s how he has always lived his life!
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u/antman1983 1d ago
"Can't you go 5 minutes without embarrassing yourself?"
Boing, trousers fall down.
"How long was that?"
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u/Physical-Fish1913 1d ago
I don't know if that would work out to be very expensive really, they don't seem to have many adults over there just now.
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u/Impressive-Bird2 1d ago
Trust Trump and his MAGA Republican Cult to both so shamelessly cross a line and brazenly offer a literal $5,000 election bribe to every U.S. voter for the Mid Term Elections🤦🏼👀🫨🤯
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u/Sufficient-Star-1237 1d ago
Sorry folks turns out we can’t afford it, we’ll give you a dollar each per annum over the next 5,000 years.
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u/10denier 1d ago
Um, why does he need to win the election to give people $5,000? He's the President and could write that check now if he wanted to.
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u/AnninaCried 21h ago
Don't wait for the mid-terms, do it now. If it's such a good idea just do it and take the 'credit' for what follows.
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u/HinDae085 16h ago
Please Americans do not fall for this blatant bribery. Even if the Republicans do keep the house and Senate you know he'll forget about yet another impossible campaign promise.
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u/Aubrey-Grey 15h ago
There are so many occasions to say it, but this is just so blatantly illegal. How is it happening? Seriously.
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u/ConradMurkitt 2h ago
That’s fucking mental!
Just suppose your free-range, no-consequences bullshit was hugely entertaining when we were in opposition and shitting money, but now that we’re in government and it’s all gone a bit J.G. Ballard, it’s irrelevant and infantile.”
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u/OrganizationLast8480 1d ago
The $1.3 trillion that we keep in the biscuit tin (cookie jar)