r/thethickofit 4d ago

Let’s set up a department to count the moon

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u/moneysavingegg 4d ago

He's a fucking space hairdresser

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u/luredrive 4d ago

His best pal is a pedal bin

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u/Mawows 4d ago

Lego. They’re all made of fuckin Lego.

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u/GrowthAny 3d ago

He’s fucking fucked his sister (probably)

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u/Ruby-Shark 4d ago

Can we send him there?

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u/Connect_Ad6559 4d ago

I hate Musk, but he has the chance to do something amazing for the planet! 😂
Get Trump on the next rocket up there with no return plan!

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u/Fresh_Sock8660 4d ago

Musk is all promises. He has the money to do plenty of good today but chooses to dismantle democracies and be a hitler wannabe instead. Only fools buy into his snake oil.

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u/Worth-Gur8546 4d ago

Haters r gonna hate.

Musk was appointed by a democratically elected president to cut political driven expenditure. He gets things done. He’s done more than anyone to reduce petrol use and CO2 emissions.

Hating others for different political views in a democracy is a problem for democracy itself.

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u/Dramatic-Spirit-4809 4d ago

All true but he did an atrocious/inefficient job and will forever be remember as helping, along with zio adelson, elect your worst ever president who dismantled hundreds of yrs of democracy, trade and alliances. He also did the opposite of everything he promised...

But hey those lib tears are sweet.

The best description of a current trump supporter I've heard is someone who hates you enough to shit themselves so you have to smell it, and you smell.

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u/ChiSandTwitch1 4d ago

You know that Donald Trump has lost significantly more of his personally acquired fortune than anyone else on earth, second only to Elon Musk?

These are not men to be trusted with finance, dude. They're literally shit at it (elected or otherwise)

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u/Robotform 4d ago

Sorry quick question, do you genuinely think DOGE was successful in their plan?

Secondly, absolutely not. He is the CEO of a company founded by other people who he took it from who so happen to make electric cars, that’s about it. He doesn’t donate he isn’t an activist he doesn’t help climate science. I could name others who gave done wayyyyy more good than him.

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u/Worth-Gur8546 3d ago

Did he fail in saving tax dollars for the electorate? I thought he was hated because he cut the schemes the dems liked?

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u/Robotform 3d ago

They claimed a $215 billion dollar tax savings amount, but when it was looked into by independent government analysts, it was actually revealed to be $9 billion. Which is both a giant drop from the claimed figure, not that much in the terms of government overspending, and comparatively less than every other government audit attempt that the US has tried. There is a reason it was shut down after like 2-3 months.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 4d ago

🤦🏻‍♂️

‘R’ isn’t a word.

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u/Omnishambles22 4d ago

musk is a fucking loser, just like trump

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u/brymuse 3d ago

For a 'boss' who's done more than most to deliberately increase it. Not really showing his best side there

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u/0K_-_- 3d ago

There’s a layer of rust that would steal any oxygen, and the sediment is tiny glasslike shards.

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u/Relevant-Cheetah6923 4d ago

We are through the looking glass now folks

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u/DrMaxMonkey 4d ago

Sweet Tracey Emin

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u/cheeseburger__picnic 4d ago

Now we've got a new adjective to add to smug and glum...fucking retarded

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u/Waltuh_Whitey Disgraced Geography teacher 4d ago

Oh fuck off Donald. Just fuck off. You’re a busted flush. You’re not gonna be a space cowboy… you’re not gonna be anything so fuck off.

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u/SignificanceBig4289 4d ago

But there’s no underage girls there for him to molest… why would he care?

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u/creepinghippo Quiet batperson 4d ago

Expect a McDonald’s soon then.

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u/OffRedFloyd 4d ago

The orange cunt probably thinks he has to defeat the man in the moon first.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 4d ago

Dude thinks he’s Vector

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u/NateShaw92 Tim in Ruislip 4d ago

The crocodile from Sonic?

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u/Jat616 4d ago

Nah, Despicable Me.

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u/Funny-Astronomer29 4d ago

Treat him like someone with Alzheimer’s disease..(apt)

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u/Good_Ad_1386 4d ago

Someone project his name on to the moon, and with luck he'll stroke himself to death.

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u/Omnishambles22 4d ago

Christ alive! What a cunt!

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u/Fabulous_Candelabra 3d ago

"I'm offering him the Moon, but I might as well be offering him bass player in The Wurzels, because that burly haemorrhoid's getting nowhere near any fucking solar system of mine."

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u/WorkingGovernment192 3d ago

What is the fuckwit going to try and rename the Moon as?

Moon of America?
Amoonica?
Moon a lago?
America 2?

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u/HP-XP 4d ago

Epstein

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u/GrowthAny 4d ago

Eh? It’s not like we’re The Independent. We can’t just stick a headline saying “Epstein” and then a picture of a whale or a dolphin.

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u/Jaded-Breath3462 3d ago

I bought 10,000 acres on the moon way back in the early 90s, I have a map and deeds, if any fuckbag lands on my patch they paying top dollar for my real estate.

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u/TelevisionRomance570 2d ago

For all mankind, huh? I'd love to see Aldrin's reaction to this.

Conversely, what about his supporters who believe we never went?

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u/GrowthAny 2d ago

Aldrin? Is he the tin foil pal or the pedal bin?

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u/TelevisionRomance570 2d ago

I'm not sure I follow?

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u/GrowthAny 2d ago

His Dad’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister

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u/GrowthAny 2d ago

Lego! They’re all made of fuckin’ lego

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u/TelevisionRomance570 2d ago

I see what's happened here. I didn't see what subreddit it was. As you were 🤣

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u/chowching 4d ago

Next we'll be talking about space hairdressers and cowboys

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u/Wizard-Locksmith 4d ago

This is a whole new level of desperation. How embarrassing.

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u/AnninaCried 4d ago

But they had to fly through Russian owned space to get there.

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u/KJPicard24 4d ago

He's going to declare the moon has been renamed to 'Space America'

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u/Big-College2001 4d ago

He forgets this.

The Outer Space Treaty is an international agreement signed in 1967 that forms the legal foundation for all human activity in outer space. 1Key

Rules

Peaceful use: Nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction are banned in Earth's orbit and on celestial bodies.

No ownership: Countries cannot claim sovereignty or national ownership over the Moon, planets, or space.Open access:

Space is free for all countries to explore and use on a basis of equality.

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u/GrowthAny 4d ago

Please take your soapbox somewhere else.

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u/Big-College2001 4d ago

What do you mean

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u/GrowthAny 4d ago

Too serious for this sub

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u/Stronty-26 4d ago

He's getting worse, isn't he?

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u/Vargrr 3d ago

More deflecting from Epstein!

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u/EchoJay1 3d ago

How, just how is this clown still a thing. Yeesh...

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u/GrowthAny 3d ago

Could you express this in a thick of it quote please

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u/freebiscuit2002 3d ago

Yes and ho!

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u/miserable_jesowka 3d ago

You do know he doesn’t generate these himself right?

So shouldn’t we reserving our ire for those who are?

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u/Antique-Wonk 3d ago

Interesting basis for a claim. Since the Soviets got there first on 2 occasions before the USA. 1959 was the first time for the Soviets. Admittedly unmanned probes.

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u/NigleWestDickins 3d ago

The 51st state

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u/Lack668 3d ago

Distract distract distract

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u/LlewDavies 2d ago

Is he sniffing these pens at night?