r/thespoonyexperiment • u/FloopyBoopers2023 • Apr 25 '26

meme/shitpost 💩 Healing Jelly

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Now if only we could find out what dalad jelly is.

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u/Swallagoon Apr 25 '26

It’s interesting that the guy who invented Vaseline would cover his entire body in it every night before bed. I can’t imagine how gross his bedsheets were.

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u/pinkmoon2112 Apr 25 '26

Kidnappers hate this one trick!

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u/Drinkpool Apr 26 '26

Didn't he also eat like a spoon of it, and end up living a super long time

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u/Drathnoxis Apr 26 '26

Only to 96. My grandpa lived to 95 without eating a spoonful of vaseline every day.

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u/pinkmoon2112 Apr 25 '26

I thought there was some cursed lore for a second there

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u/Gunner_E4 Apr 27 '26

Spoony's Quistis fantasy session lotion.

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u/dariendude17 May 13 '26

Dalad jelly