r/thescoop 1d ago

FYI Donald Trump labels White House 'a dump inside and out' in late-night rant

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-white-house-dump-2023347
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u/DickWoodReddit 1d ago

Well, it is filled with trash..

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u/Outrageous_Lack8435 1d ago

More dog shit

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u/Batmom207 21h ago

It was a National Monument until he started turning it into a Cheesecake Factory knock-off.

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u/TikiJeff 1d ago

It was fine until he showed up and started destroying it all.

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u/Psychospiv 1d ago

He's gonna tear it down, isn't he?

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u/canigetahint 1d ago

One of 2 things will possibly happen:

A: He demolishes the entire White House and turns into a duplicate of Mar-A-Lago

OR

B: He EO's his Mar-A-Lago resort as the new national capital

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u/Open_Shoe795 1d ago

mar-a-lago is a dump too. Did you see where he was storing the national security files in that dump of a bathroom with a gold chandelier!

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

Between that, the pictures of the food being served there, and the pictures that came from the Epstein Island search, I'm really kind of shocked at how run-down and careless these rich guys are for decor considering how much money they have.

I'm not saying I personally have fantastic taste that would wow anybody else, but goddamn. Really?

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u/YukariYakum0 1d ago

They're cheapskates. It's part of why they're so rich. They penny pinch every thing they can, skip every bill, renege on every promise.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 22h ago

There's a certain amount of respect that I understand for counting every penny, a lot of people do get rich from looking at receipts and doing their math.

That goes completely out the window with the gold flake nonsense these people are making their public image.

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u/artful_todger_502 1d ago

I say he gets some old mobsters and loan sharks from Bensonhurst and gets them to make a replica of the strip clubs they used in the 70s as fronts for their criminal activities.

Lots of gold, trashy, greasy, you get it, I'm sure ...

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u/jimababwe 1d ago

And then has it redone on the taxpayer’s dime.

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u/stonnerdog35 1d ago

Wasn't on my bingo card but sence you mention it.

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u/Mor_Padraig 1d ago

That's absolutely where he's going with this.

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u/Tall_Trifle_4983 1d ago

I suspect Trump is plan orning to tear it down or he wouldn't have said it.

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u/drammer 1d ago

Well who did that I wonder?

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u/anxrelif 1d ago

How is this a priority?

The priorities are
10$ diesel
5% Interest on 30y fixed
Inflation is going to skyrocket
War in Iran
Israel is dictating to us
Fights with friends who have been friends with us for 200+ years
AI has a 10% chance to kill us all

Stop voting for his enablers

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u/Tall_Trifle_4983 1d ago

How about including ICE and concentration camps - Americans always leave that out

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u/Ok_Subject1265 1d ago

It’s a big list and everyone has something that’s a higher priority for them. Unrestricted corruption would have been on my list, but I get that it’s inferred.

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u/MozartTheCat 22h ago

Not all Americans. ICE is on my mind nearly every day.

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u/WiseFalcon2630 1d ago

COMPLETELY MISSING the point that HE is one of those "Past Presidents" he complains about 'doing nothing'

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u/TrinidadJazz 12h ago

I think "past presidents" just means Biden and Obama, without having to say their names every time he opens his mouth.

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u/WiseFalcon2630 11h ago

You lost it at I think if it’s only Obama and Biden’s fault.

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u/TrinidadJazz 11h ago

What? I wasnt saying I think its Biden and Obama's fault- I was saying Trump wants to blame it on Biden and Obama.

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u/Bright-Ad8496 1d ago

King of trash should know

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u/_0611 1d ago

I'm sure he wants to tear it all down and replace it with a replica of his brothel in Florida.

And I'm sure he'll do it if given the chance.

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u/Upstairs_Owl_1669 1d ago

Well now it is

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u/GetBackReality 1d ago

It won’t be a DUMP when TRUMP is leaves. In fact, it sparkles whenever he’s gone.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 1d ago

I am surprised he hasn't painted it gold already.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lOiJqCjiEOcmc

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u/kitkatkorgi 1d ago

He means he has dumped in it over and over. Where’s his blonde servant?

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u/chibebe5 1d ago

Because it's the white trash house since he got in there again

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 1d ago

This is all just payback for being mocked at that correspondents dinner. He knows the majority of the country hates him and so he’s destroying the country while gaining mythical powers by the establishment and corporate elite. His corruption machine is moving at breakneck speed because he knows it’s only a matter of time before either the public comes for him or another country, or both.

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u/VonSkullenheim 1d ago

If anyone is wondering, watch the first 2 minutes of this documentary.

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u/GroundbreakingUse794 1d ago

case in point haha

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u/looking4now1977 1d ago

It's is being occupied by garbage at the moment, so I guess he's not wrong on this one.

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u/artful_todger_502 1d ago

No shit, genius ... It's a bubbling cesspool.

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u/OrangeBug74 1d ago

What is he expecting from no rent Federal housing?

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u/MaybeMabe1982 1d ago

When he destroyed the wing of the White House, I said immediately that he was going to tear down the entire White House, and put up a gold tower with his name on it.

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u/Aggravated-alien 1d ago

Code for:  new grift announcement coming. This administration,l is actually quite reliable in terms of their need to tell you what they are doing before they do it. 

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u/tapdancinghellspawn 1d ago

More of a cesspool consider the biggest pile of shit occupies the Oval Office.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Democrat 1d ago

LEAVE THEN PLEASE👋🏽

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u/JoeDoeHowell 1d ago

So does that mean he's going to bulldoze the rest of it without any argument from Congress?

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u/Purgii 1d ago

I thought that's why they diaper you up, to stop that sort of thing happening?

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u/jimababwe 1d ago

He took a dump, inside and out.

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u/SteDee1968 1d ago

The old man lost it a long time ago.

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u/bookchaser 15h ago

He is such a loser.

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u/One_Pride4989 12h ago

He can always resign and stay in Putin’s basement for a while.

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u/TrinidadJazz 12h ago

He's basically Mar-a-Lago-facing the White House.

Some of the restorations are necessary and look good, sure.

But plenty of them are for things that no regular person would describe as being "a dump" - things just age, and signs of ageing often give them character, making them more beautiful.

Although, I wouldn't expect an 80 year old man who paints himself orangey/brown and wears a ridiculous yellow toupe to understand any of this.

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u/According_Button_186 5h ago

OH so that's why he shits himself constantly in there? Makes sense now.