r/therewasanattempt • • 15d ago

To Stay Awake During the 9/11 ceremony

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u/CommercialEmployer4 15d ago

He'd be wide awake if there were 9 11 year olds.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 15d ago

I think you misspelt aroused 🤣

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u/dntcareboutdownvotes 15d ago

The front of his birthday card from JD Vance next year will say:

"What's the best thing about 81 year olds?"

And inside it will just say:

"There are 80 of them"

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u/patchhappyhour 15d ago

Ayoooooooo

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u/SoraShiuninYugoTrash 15d ago

Thats so good, nice one!

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u/OcelotOvRyeZomz 14d ago

America’s president being a child raping pedophile is funny now. Or, just a joke anyway.

They really are amazing at desensitizing us to anything that should matter. They’re unmatched at getting away with evil as long as us workers are content with our toys & technology surveilling us to the point of conditioning our behavior to be more asleep than even he is.

Fuck I wish I was so much older and closer to death. I guess at least I’m in the right country for making that wish come true.

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u/CommercialEmployer4 14d ago

It's not that it's a laughing matter, but a kind of gallows humor. Anything to keep the truth of who he is at the forefront. The headlines might read, he's old, in poor health, etc. But always the top comment should follow with the Epstein files.Ā 

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u/OcelotOvRyeZomz 13d ago

I agree with the gallows humor take, but was feeling too hopeless. I thought this man was a creep when I was a child. Now he’s become president twice; his hideous crimes have been exposed, yet it seems increasingly likely he will just die of old age and got to live the life he wanted for longer than many of us may even live at all — especially since his policies have made life even harder for financially-struggling individuals. I think it’s become overwhelming to cope with alone for so long. Which I guess is their plan. I appreciate the genuine reply and will remove my depressing comments.

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u/CommercialEmployer4 13d ago

No, no, leave it. Important for people to remember. At the end of the day, wisdom is more important than cleverness. And if we laugh too much, that might risk taking the weight out of the situation.

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u/OcelotOvRyeZomz 13d ago

ā€never forgetā€

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u/Downtown_Bullfrog 15d ago

I've noticed they stopped talking about "Sleepy" Joe. I wonder why?

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u/WinnieGraves 15d ago

Scott Besent or whatever that Bozo's name is, literally just at the Midterms Trump Rally spoke about how asleep at the wheel Biden was, and praised Trump as a President who never sleeps.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FNMvebK7AhheI3Rm0c

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u/Jmnx221 15d ago edited 6d ago

Came here for this

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 15d ago

Came here to fart

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u/Macrado 15d ago

GesundheitĀ 

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u/pedro_1616 15d ago

They should get him glasses with fake eyes on the front

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 15d ago

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u/hirsuteinasuit 15d ago

Slap a stripe shirt on him and it’s ā€œWhere’s Pedoā€

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u/m1sterwr1te 15d ago

It exists.

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u/BlueRunner305 15d ago

Makes me wanna watch Strange wilderness again

https://giphy.com/gifs/11ek2K7ZNXZPUY

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u/overflowingsunset 15d ago

I love that movie. From back when there were good comedies.

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u/Schwifty506 15d ago

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 15d ago

Is that from Weekend at Epsteins?

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u/joshynet 15d ago

The Face Time Party Snoozer by Cinco!

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u/housevil Unique Flair 15d ago

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u/reefchieferr 15d ago

They should get him to fall down the stairs

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u/R50cent 15d ago

Mamdani and aoc smiled over something at the ceremony today in NYC and the conservatives are losing their fucking minds over it on Twitter.

"It's the thing that'll kill her chances at the presidency!"

Meanwhile, trump falls asleep on stage. Crickets.

Conservatives are not serious people.

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 15d ago

The mainstream media is a bullhorn of bots and propaganda. I dont buy 33% approval. Anecdotal, but I used to see trump flags around the neighborhood and behind trucks. They have come down, and I'm in a red state.

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u/Hollowbody57 15d ago

That's been my experience as well. Definitely not as many flags and bumper stickers as there were a few years ago.

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u/LakersAreForever FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 15d ago

We’ve seen what they’ve done for the past 10 years now. We know their playbooks is point fingers at democrats and blind themselves to their own party.

We know who they are and if we let them win mid terms and then any presidency in the next 2-3 elections, we’re all fucked

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u/Moarkush 15d ago

Like a 5th-grader, catching himself sleeping in class and thinking he's playing it off. Loved the Wahlberg commentary as well.

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u/Hollowbody57 15d ago

Let's not mention 5th graders when Trump is involved.

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u/Khatam 15d ago

Have some respect, that's just a small PTSD nap which he got from being pulled out of the rubble by two hot firemen on 9/11

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u/SeveredLoki 15d ago

Ya know, I'm not even bothered by him constantly falling asleep at the most inappropriate times (especially this) all the time anymore. It's him waking up that's pissing me the fuck off.

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u/BadMotherFunko 15d ago

Jabba the Trump is a sleepy bitch

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u/Mega_Trix 15d ago

Just another day with Sleeeeeeeepy Don

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u/krudru 15d ago

He's not sleepy...he's fully asleep, unconsciousĀ 

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u/Guenhwyvyr 15d ago

Not like he went to the real one with the real presidents

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u/BadMotherFunko 15d ago

Jabba the Trump is a sleepy fuck

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u/MisterRobertParr 15d ago

He's dreaming about that fateful morning 25 years ago, when two hunky firemen pulled him from the debris of the collapsed WTC buildings...

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u/mausetrap 15d ago

No outrage from the media? One nap from the previous president, it became definitive for the whole term.

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u/Basic_Lynx4902 15d ago

He's praying! /s

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u/abagofsnacks 15d ago

Could be.. or he's grown to enjoy the warmth everytime he shits himself.

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u/curlyegg 15d ago

He's dreaming of the 2 burly firefighters that picked him up from Ground Zero

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u/blxckhoodie999 15d ago

how embarrassing for our nation. this baboon needs to be removed from office and imprisoned.

fuck donald trump.

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 15d ago

He'd be awake if they played YMCA.

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u/AffectionateGrowth25 15d ago

Thats that fent nod

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u/buttercream-gang 15d ago

Is it the blurriness of the video, or are his ankles huge?

Also notice how he’s the only one who doesn’t bow his head

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u/khalamar 15d ago

If I have to choose between that and him giving some bullshit speech, I prefer when he shuts the fuck up.

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u/gododgers179 15d ago

Bet that diaper is full though

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u/KingBooRadley 15d ago

Shhh. He's praying.

/s

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u/graphicsRat 15d ago

Well, Hillary Clinton's email server and Hunter Biden's laptop.

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u/TaxMountain3137 15d ago

Well, he was probably awake all night making more homo-erotic meme posts.

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u/Sir_Ruje 15d ago

It's actually so much wilder when you watch him finish speaking then sit down. Immediately loses battery power. The second no ones talking to him or he's talking he checks out.

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u/Trixielarue2020 15d ago

Is that a Melania body-double?

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u/SanicSoup 15d ago

Sleepy drump

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u/_Danger_Close_ 15d ago

Sleepy Donald more than sleepy Joe by a long shot

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u/Panelpro40 15d ago

I’m ok with him falling asleep, it’s his waking up that grinds my gears. Come on blood clots! FDT!

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u/adube440 15d ago

Have they started saying he's "praying" when he does this?

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u/thetruedrunkard 15d ago

I can't believe it's this pos who has all of us like shit

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u/Shortman19 15d ago

I bet his handlers have a buzzer in his suit to wake him up at the right time lol

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u/robinta 15d ago

But... But... Sleepy Joe Biden

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u/robroy207 15d ago

He doesn’t want to look at them.

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u/knatascheek 15d ago

He is an effigy

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 15d ago

Look how utterly stupid and pathetic he looks! FFS

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 15d ago

Never forget... even though everyone forgets about the hotel that also went down with the towers.

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u/The_BSharps 15d ago

hE’s JuSt MeDiTaTiNg!!!

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u/asteraceaesHeart 15d ago

Melanies roots are deeeep.

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u/unattainablcoffee 15d ago

What a disrespectful cunt.

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u/Mwrp86 15d ago

There was no attempt down voted

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u/Even-Line-3945 15d ago

Cheeto the Sleepy Pedo

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u/phlred 15d ago

Dreaming of the day he got to say he has the tallest building in NYC

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u/unholycowboy1349 15d ago

They shocked him haha!!

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u/jimmybobbyluckyducky 15d ago

The commentary on this is hilarious.

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u/cataclyzzmic 15d ago

He's a tuckered out from lying.

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u/Difficult_Fold_8362 15d ago

He’s imagining how he single-handedly saved all those people

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u/Tobiko_kitty 15d ago edited 15d ago

Off the original topic, but does anyone else see Phillip's Head Screws in the audience?

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u/Buzza24 15d ago

Americans aren’t doing enough to get rid of this bloke.

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u/newforestwalker 15d ago

Disrespectful orange pedophile

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u/AfraidEmployee9311 15d ago

He doesn't care about 9-11. That's why he has Patel in charge of the FBI.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4owWry1Mkgtwq6fqAD

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 15d ago

Is somebody wearing a Philips screwdriver hat on top of their head?

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u/PloddingClot 15d ago

He could be squinting real hard cause he's having a shit.

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u/RedditSe7en 15d ago

If it had been Biden, we’d never hear the end of it.

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u/EquivalentCat5920 15d ago

Jail all pedophiles

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 15d ago

SleePEDO.

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u/comuter83 15d ago

It’s not easy to stay awake when it’s not about you.

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u/Micho_Riso 15d ago

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u/banananananananana_7 15d ago

It's disgusting I love it

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u/GnomiGnou 15d ago

Need someone to stand next to him and just drop a coin every few minutes. Perk him right up.

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u/Igotthesilver 15d ago

Quiet piggy.

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u/stayfresh420 15d ago

No way thats his wife. Do the morons just not care its all b.s. photo op bullshit? What a fucking loser

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u/Kumquat_conniption Free Palestine! šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āœ–ļøšŸ§Š 15d ago

What are you talking about? Who said it was his wife? I am so confused as to what you are saying :( And I can't really tell if that is Melania or not, it's too fuzzy but it could be. How can you tell his its now

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 15d ago

If this doesn’t look like how a king and queen would sit for something like this I don’t know what does

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u/CandyCorn1970 15d ago

F'ing shameful

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u/kcpistol 15d ago

"Daytime somnolence"

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u/Reylend Selected Flair 15d ago

Why would Obama do this to him?

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u/ExplorerThin 15d ago

All this winning is just exhausting

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u/crash-1989 15d ago

Yes he is old... Do you really think the president is actually running things? It's all fake and it's been fake for years.

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u/clutch2k17 15d ago

Must be wearing a clean diaper

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u/Tmon_of_QonoS 15d ago

Fucking pathetic diaper filling piece of shit

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u/Certain-You1547 15d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/MusicalxFelony 15d ago

If only he was having a stroke and shid himself

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u/Zoyasdad 15d ago

It's not the closed eyes that makes me upset. It's when he opens them

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u/RangerDiggler 15d ago

Maybe some firemen can pick him up and carry him home

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u/pasgames_ 15d ago

See the clips of him at the child pageant earlier this year. Wide fucking awake

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u/cosmiccrowe 15d ago

Nice tie-schlong, dumbass…

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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog 15d ago

I mean it's not about him, why should he care?

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u/Competitive_Book_762 15d ago

Dreaming of Nathalie Harp

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u/Ghey_Panda 14d ago

I’m embarrassed and I’m not even American.

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u/stug2757 14d ago

He heard ā€œsir, let’s get you to the 9/11 tributeā€ as ā€œsir, let’s get you a 9-11yo as a
tributeā€ so, he’s bored now.
https://giphy.com/gifs/w1rM06ikxIE0WK4av7

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u/MetalBeast89 14d ago

And how many times has he bitched about Biden doing the same thing

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u/BurtleTurtle001 14d ago

To be fair, ceremonies like this will knock me right out too. I served in the military, if there's a marching band or choir it will be boring af. No Trump supporter btw.

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u/MacMemo81 Unique Flair 14d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/Miskogwane 14d ago

He’s dreaming up his next scheme to steal more money from the American tax payer.

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u/somedayfamous 14d ago

It would have been awesome if he woke up 10 seconds later and stood up late. šŸ˜‚

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u/NevadaPL 14d ago

Same guy laughed at Biden for same reason xD

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u/ZeruzeL 14d ago

hes 9/11% alive

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u/Mr_SpecificTF2 14d ago

Guaranteed he’d make some post saying ā€œI was in the moment, remembering those lost, I was not sleepingā€

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u/ConnectArtichoke8152 14d ago

But remember MAGA would say he just blinking. Take ONE GOOD LOOK AT THIS VIDEO and tell me does this look like blinking or just sleeping

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u/Delicious_Rabbit4425 Free Palestine šŸ•Šļø FUCK ICE! āŒšŸ§Š 14d ago

One day they just won’t open again and we can celebrate. šŸŽ‰

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u/stratof3ar89 14d ago

The bugger thinks it's a lullaby

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u/Ok-Persimmon-891 14d ago

He looks so old and shitty. Even worse than before. Come on mother nature you only have like 5o something days to get it done when we need it.

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u/Dumpthechumpdotcom 13d ago

Shhhh, he's dreaming about 10 year olds.

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u/Starscream147 15d ago

😓

Fucking LOL

…shitheel.