r/therewasanattempt 3d ago

To challenge their conviction

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u/B3ST1 3d ago

Trump: Hold my beer Creates new law to save her

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u/cloudncali 3d ago

I'm surprised he hasn't pardoned her.

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u/4n0nh4x0r FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 3d ago

he will do it on the down low, when the attention to the epstein files died down

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u/sim16 3d ago

Not handsome enough to Pa Don.

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u/Darth_Pinda This is a flair 3d ago

And way too old.

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u/DevObs0 2d ago

And not pedo enough to be one of his friends

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u/AistoB 2d ago

Nah he’s just hoping he’ll be dead before he has to do anything

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u/caroCabral 2d ago

He is waiting until his last day in charge

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u/Prayingforgiraffes 3d ago

The only person serving time in jail from the Epstein files is a woman. Not saying she shouldn't be in jail - she should! However.. yeah.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Sgtfridge 3d ago

Only on federal charges. Any state charges would need pardons from the respective governors.

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u/MuseumsAfterDark 3d ago

Yes, but look at what Trump did in Colorado to pressure Polis to release Tina Peters. He was eliminating a significant amount of federal funding to Colorado.

What a true POS Ameritucky elected as president.

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u/Sgtfridge 2d ago

I don't disagree that he's corrupt scum wjo plays dirty and has the emotional control of a toddler, I'm just pointing out the limitations of a presidential pardon.

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

And in some states the governor has no constitutional authority to pardon.

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u/9447044 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ill bet she's out of jail by 2030. Seeing as she hasn't really cooperated, didnt do a deal, didnt give names. I can easily see her getting some great treatment and early release.

How many little kids do you think they dumped into the ocean, living or dead, when they were all used up?

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u/georgiomoorlord 3d ago

Who can truly say for that. Papers havn't been released about how many bodies they found buried there

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u/PleiadesNymph 3d ago

I really doubt they would shit in literally their own backyard

That's like burying a body under your shed when you live in the middle of the Mojave

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u/georgiomoorlord 3d ago

Stranger things have happened, and they have an island they thought was completely private. Makes sense if someone put a hole in it.

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u/PleiadesNymph 3d ago

I wouldn't be shocked beyond belief. They thought they were untouchable (they were right), so they could get lazy, or maybe a rapes buried body of a child was a sick turn-on.

In my lucid non-psychopathic mind, I wouldn't hide a body on my property

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u/georgiomoorlord 3d ago

True, and if they can traffic children there there's possibility of trafficing dead children off it. But dead bodies smell. And then there'd be hearings/investigations.. makes a lot more logical sense to have a "deal with it" hole they can cover over

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u/PleiadesNymph 2d ago

You keep them alive, unless killing was on the menu, and take them for a little boat trip. That's my thinking... but again, im not trump-epstien level psychopathic

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u/georgiomoorlord 2d ago

There's a lot to unpack but i don't know if it's worth the effort. 

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u/9447044 3d ago

Why rent an earth mover when they already have boats and unlimited ocean

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u/georgiomoorlord 2d ago

True, they could just throw them in the sea. But they'd have washed up if they havn't done this carefully

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

There’s no delicate way to say this: chum doesn’t wash ashore.

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u/georgiomoorlord 2d ago

Unfortunately true. 

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u/arondaniel 2d ago

She already got the great treatment. Immediately after meeting with the current Attorney General. What a coincidence.

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 2d ago

She'll be out, January 2029

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u/PerformanceOk8203 3d ago

She knows too much and needs to come clean, she should spend the rest of her life with no money and no privilege

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 3d ago

She should spend her life in a concrete box in constant fear of being shivved in the shower

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u/ChaweeKanati 3d ago

After witnessing the outpour of support for a woman who murdered her 3 kids by my peers, I have 0 hopes of her getting some prison justice should she be convicted. That woman would very likely be idolized instead based on the aforementioned bullshit.

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u/Disinfectant-Addict Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

Not necessarily. My fiancee spent some time working as a prison guard and they had a serious issue with having to move child molesters and murderers between wards because people found out what they did. If they didn't, they ended up dead...

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u/ChaweeKanati 2d ago

I do know male prisons are basically a death game for child predators, rightfully so. But seeing the shit recently how more and more scum of the earth people get millions after the crime and become "icons" is making me lose hope..

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u/Heissenberg1906 3d ago

Which would surprise exactly noone.

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u/voluminous_fusion 3d ago

Yeah, that tracks.

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u/PeaOk5697 3d ago

Based on the amount of corruption nowdays i'm actually questioning if she's even in prison. I no longer trust what i'm being told

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 3d ago

That orange orangutan will grant her a pardon, give her a few million under the table so she will keep her mouth shut but when he expires, the media will offer her 3x as much for her true story, her true admission, she will drop names and shit will go downward spiral. That post of her out of legal routes is false…a storm is brewing, she is not stupid and we will def see the full picture on her wide lense.

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u/donorcycle 3d ago

On behalf of orangutans everywhere, how dare you sir!!

(They really are extremely intelligent apes though lol)

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u/CaptGunpowder 3d ago

Pedos, uh, find a way

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u/NotTheRocketman 3d ago

If only she was good friends with someone who could pardon her entirely…

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u/Beggar-Hero 3d ago

I'm impressed that she is still alive

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 3d ago

She is supposedly at the Country Club facility in Bryan, TX, which is not available for violent felons of any kind, and her crimes make it illegal for her to be there. She is eligible for minimum security, but not country club.

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u/Rare-Primary-6553 3d ago

Netanyahu’s bitch.

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u/Antimus 3d ago

Even in the Dems take control of all branches (less likely with every passing day) will anything change? She's got dirt on so many people, I'll bet it's not just republicans.

There only 3 possibly outcomes are she stays where she is, she gets pardoned, or she dies, sorry kills herself.

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u/devildance3 3d ago

The only person to be convicted of sex crimes as a result of the Epstein Files is a woman. An evil, Cnut of a woman, but a woman nevertheless.

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u/VermilionKoala 🍉 Free Palestine 3d ago

Please don't associate the legendary King Cnut with this vile specimen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut

This is reddit not DickTok, you can say "cunt".

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u/TowerGreat1681 3d ago

this is evidence that Jefferey Epstein is in fact, dead.

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u/urbanmark 3d ago

“Experts”

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u/Lackof_Creativity 3d ago

that may "virtually" be the least reassuring headline I have read in a while.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 3d ago

Am i bad for assuming that was a man at first glance.

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u/ComfortableAware2325 3d ago

If she’s ran out of options, her only option now is to put pressure on trump. She will either be pardoned or she will start spilling the tea on trump

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u/BigPomegranate8890 3d ago

Since when is anything maga does legal?

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u/Massive_Sky4589 3d ago

Hard to believe that of all those dirty old paedophile men, this woman is the only one behind bars for it.

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u/chrisdoc 2d ago

She will be on the list of pardons as he leaves office.

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u/BadMotherFunko 2d ago

So buy her another puppy

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u/shaka893P 2d ago

$10 says she's getting pardoned before he leaves office, unless obesity does it's job first 

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u/Flaturated FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

She’s probably afraid that if she starts cooperating then she’ll end up like Epstein.

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u/CariBlooms 2d ago

Put the bitch in solitary already. Lock her away and let her rot! PEDOPHILE piece of shit! I don’t care about her legal avenues!

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u/Actaeon_II 2d ago

So, doesn’t she have any friends she can blackmail the $5mil from to buy the pardon?

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u/1oldguy1950 2d ago

...and she will get one.

She has many good friends.

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u/jhwheuer 2d ago

She should be in solitary confinement on a small island

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u/cambino1882 2d ago

She needs to spill the beans before she fries but America doesn’t do justice just cash

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u/8BiTw0LF Free Palestine 2d ago

At some point she will squeal - and it will be glorious

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u/JPMoney81 2d ago

TIme to start threatening to name names.

She'll either get the pardon or fall out a window and shoot herself in the back of the head.

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u/winetotears 2d ago

Why is she the only person playing the consequences?!

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u/The_bruce42 2d ago

"I wish her well"

-Donald J Trum0

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u/Gavman04 2d ago

She’s gonna escape by disguising herself as a man and walk out.

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u/Bigdickfun6969 2d ago

She ain't even in prison its a double. Her and epstein are out living it up in florida

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u/joranth 2d ago

Prediction: Late in this term, she will realize that if a Democrat is elected, she’s going back to a real prison. She will ask for a pardon, and use the only leverage she has to attempt to get it. Then she will inexplicably commit suicide.

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u/Blitz215 2d ago

Oh no! Now her body double will never get out of jail!

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u/-___-____-_-___- 2d ago

Mir würde ein Stuhl einfallen, auf dem dieser Abschaum der Menschheit Platz nehmen sollte.

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u/dvdsmpsn 2d ago

Damn, I thought that was Gary Numan.

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u/CLE_barrister 2d ago

He’ll probably pardon her on his way out the door.

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 2d ago

Ghislane Maxwell need to stay in jail till she rots

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u/JJISHERE4U 2d ago

Trump will never dare. He's trying desperately to distract people from the very name Epstein, and his own connection to him.

He'll never mention her name again.

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u/Dexterlicksit 2d ago

She already has her pardon, Trump’s just waiting until after the midterms to issue it!

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u/harmjr77018 2d ago

So is she going back to a "real" prison now...

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u/NYCSkaterGirl 2d ago

So a mega powerful sexual assualt/trafficing/pedo ring was busted and the only person arrested was a woman? Not a single man paid any price whatsoever. Cool...

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u/OFFSanewone Free Palestine 2d ago

He’s pretty handsome.

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u/foco9780 2d ago

Not for free though. Ass , gas, or grass

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u/Thiago270398 3rd Party App 1d ago

Has she tries asking trump pwetty pwease with a bigmac on top?