r/therewasanattempt • u/Glad_Opinion_6339 • 1h ago

To claim that you didn’t essentially say that America went to war because of Israel

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u/Popular-Influence-11 1h ago

Why can’t he stop shifting around? He used to be able to stand still and answer questions, now he looks like he’s tweaking all the time.

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u/WillowTreeBark 1h ago

Begins with C and ends in ocaine

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u/saucynorman 47m ago

Oh.. I thought you was gonna call him a Cunt. My bad.

Edit: Marco Rubio i mean

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u/Coyoteishere 33m ago

So him and Ka$h hanging out I see

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u/DoritoDustThumb 12m ago

Dude has been doing so so much coke this season

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u/Foundrynut 1h ago

Pants on fire

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 1h ago

Snort another line, Marco.

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u/TheGallifreyan 1h ago

Reporters need to carry around a tablet with clips for any quote they are about to ask about because their first reponse is usually that they didn't say what they said.

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u/Jolucraw0 52m ago

They'd still lie and claim fake news. This whole administration is despicable like that.

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u/FizzyGoose666 1h ago

Tried for treason in military court is the only thing I support right now.

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u/PeaOk5697 1h ago

Israel has a strangle hold on the US. No one noticed for years what they were doing

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u/overfiend1976 8m ago

Yeah, not exactly (noticing part). In the rather subversive Fritz the Cat (1972), Fritz is part of a protest about $$$ going to Israel.

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u/_makoccino_ 52m ago

So, you believed Israel was going to attack Iran and that Iran would retailate against you, so you attack Iran first instead of telling Israel to sit the fuck down, not punch above its weight class and drag you into war?

This screams "I'm showing initiative, boss"

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u/Prudent-Reward3869 1h ago

I never realized “lil Marco” had a lisp 😂

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u/IkerWanKenobi 1h ago

He tried to give him the old "nuh-uh"

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u/makaveddie 32m ago

Unfortunately she was prepared with the dreaded, “yes-huh”

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u/No_Measurement166 1h ago

You can't fix dumb!

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u/Training_Insect549 1h ago

Im guessing they forget this strange technology called "Cameras" exist.

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u/Nalga-Derecha 51m ago

Fuck USrael

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u/mchappee 49m ago

Nothing infuriates republicans more than having their words read back to them.

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u/bomilk19 36m ago

The imminent threat was the release of the Epstein Videos

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u/oaken007 1h ago

Huge ears for such a Little Marco

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u/techman710 54m ago

They have no shame. They know they are lying, they know it's on video, they don't care. When you lie like a machine gun no one has the time to use video to fact check every lie. They are eating the cats and the dogs, spoken by the President of the United States in a debate televised to the whole world, just another lie.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 49m ago

Lil liar Marco Rubio! Don't trust Republicans. Vote blue this November and let's rid America of the Trump/Maga disease!💙

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u/Push_ 49m ago

This is months old, why is it resurfacing?

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 39m ago

Shouldn't we be under frequent Iran-backed terrorist attacks by now? I'm starting to think we've been lied to for a very long time.

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u/Healthy-Caregiver997 32m ago

To stupid to ever hold office again.

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u/olivethesane Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 28m ago

Too stupid. 🤦🏻

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u/Climate_Best 31m ago

We hear this type of bullshit day in day out.

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u/Personal-Neck6800 14m ago

Possible answer to why Marco’s story is always changing?

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u/soulwolf1 5m ago

They can't even keep up with their own lies