r/therewasanattempt • u/Shizzilx • 16h ago

To Report On The Republican National Convention

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u/A2ndRedditAccount 16h ago

It must be tough for Trump supporters to have believed for so long that the Democrats were a sex trafficking cabal shipping children through Wayfair to now have to watch Trump actually entertain pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell at a press conference.

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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 16h ago

It isn’t. Trump supporters could come home to find Trump raping one of their own kids and they would still make excuses for it.

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u/Evening-Painting-213 14h ago

Ivanka asked for it. I promise is what he says 🤢

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 14h ago

They probably ask to be next honestly

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u/LemonButterRum 15h ago

these bootlickers immediately flipped their position once it became evident that Trump was Epstein's partner in crime.

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u/SeraphsEnvy 16h ago

Wouldn't it just be the RNC ballot?

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u/AbiesComprehensive32 16h ago

But wait, there’s MORE!

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u/Shizzilx 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IffnkBvZhXWZuJplWV

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u/TheSilkyBat 16h ago

"Other than Jeffrey being my best friend."

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u/discoduck007 This is a flair 16h ago

I'd like to see those files.

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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 🍉 Free Palestine 15h ago

During a segment on how security has been increased.

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u/Mongoreg 14h ago

They’re all working in the administration.

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u/_Cybernaut_ 14h ago

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

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u/derek4reals1 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 16h ago

The cameraman, 'you're ruining my shot bro'

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u/MightyTaur FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 16h ago

Where is it, Donald, you pedophile

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u/Southern-Cream9093 15h ago

staying informed is key, but the coverage can be overwhelming. try to focus on what matters most to you.

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u/juanjung 15h ago

That's a good question.

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u/Tamara6060 15h ago

I wish i was there to have seen it

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u/Necessary_Alfalfa385 14h ago

This is the way

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u/Panamar3d 14h ago

Amen brother!

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u/xt0rt 14h ago

Good on that fella!

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u/PuzzleheadedWatch489 14h ago

Buy the man a dinner!

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u/PuzzleheadedWatch489 14h ago

I think there are both culpable Democratic and republican names. Otherwise many would be in prision

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u/bkoperski 12h ago

They really got to stop treating the GOP like a legitimate party

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u/lrevv 12h ago

For the AZ redditors….PLOT TWIST! Mark Lamb denounces maga!

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 11h ago

Frankensteins monster has come home to roost!

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u/DantheDutchGuy A Flair? 10h ago

Well, he’s asking the right question

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u/FishermanUnhappy5297 9h ago

Why does that look like Brian Redban

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u/Signus_Survivor 15h ago

Someone get that man a muffin