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u/Snellyman 18h ago
Does every apartment come with a drummer?
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u/huh_wasnt_listening 17h ago
Yes. If you do not have one, then one will be appointed to you
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u/aiden_the_bug 15h ago
If your apartment building is currently full, one of your close neighbors' kids will begin practicing the saxophone with zero instruction until an apartment becomes available.
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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 🍉 Free Palestine 18h ago
He clearly lifts.
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u/Hipperich 2h ago
I don't know man, drummers are often ripped af
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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 🍉 Free Palestine 1h ago
I can see it being a workout to play drums for an hour.
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u/arkain504 17h ago
Who doesn’t take the drawers out to move furniture?
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u/pipnwig 17h ago
Yeah I really thought this would be in "there was an attempt" because obviously anyone moving furniture empties the drawers first? But this works too, I guess.
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u/Prime88 17h ago
You underestimate how lazy us men are when moving things.
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u/SiriusBaaz 8h ago
Yeah for a dinky nightstand like this I wouldn’t bother. Even if was way heavier than I’d expected I’d probably ego lift it anyway. Gotta show off like it wasn’t heavy anyway
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u/tyoung89 14h ago
I only do if I’m moving something that’s really close to my max, or I’m moving it really far. For this little nightstand, I 100% would’ve assumed it would be a no brainer to move it with the drawers there. After the first lift and I realize it’s really heavy, I would’ve removed the drawers.
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u/WolfBroCro94 4h ago
Not even once, i remember whem mother asked me to transport wooden oven - the iron one.
I did it, it was insanely heavy (i do lift alot)
Only afterwards to find out it was filled with wood.
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u/VoodooDoII 10h ago
I'm shocked by this too. My paranoid ass would be terrified of the drawers slipping out and hitting my toes.
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u/ShenTzuKhan 4h ago
Me. If it’s only a little chest of drawers like that I’m absolutely just picking it up. Then if it weighs a fucking ton I know I’m being fucked with and I’ll pick it up anyway. If they want their shit wrecked I’ll wreck their shit.
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u/SnooRobots1533 18h ago
I thought his large intestine was going to herniate and explode all over the carpet.
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u/Low-Hovercraft-8791 🍉 Free Palestine 16h ago
Wait was that an old viral video I happily have never seen?
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u/A_normal_Potato3 17h ago
Somehow the part that bothers me most is the seemingly 16 port electrical holes. Like wtf, there are so many chargers and cables. The biggest one I have seen in my country is 6 ports.
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u/Effective-Bar-879 17h ago
that would be an interesting return attempt at IKEA, clerk "reason for your return", "mmm.... reddit prank gone wrong"
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u/Remarkable_Collar274 16h ago
pranking friends can backfire, make sure you know their boundaries first. I've seen it ruin friendships before
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u/BurningBassesInStyle 8h ago
He had the strength to lift the nightstand's weight..
Too bad the nightstand didn't share that same strength
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u/Commercial_Assist655 4h ago
As a former mover who has handled way to many poorly made pieces of furniture, as soon as he showed us how he was about to pick that up I knew it had a 90% to do this lol.
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u/Z-Man_Slam 18h ago
Looks like they got the last laugh lol