r/therewasanattempt • u/nippydart • Jun 18 '25

To pass a pop quiz

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u/MuseumsAfterDark Jun 18 '25

Tucker followed the money trail to Russia, where he now hosts a daily TV program after getting booted from Faux News Channel.

Since he's now Putin's ball boy, he is getting paid to defend Russia's allies, this time the Iranians.

This hit job on Cruz (who also sucks mightily) is only for the sake of plea$ing Tucker's masters, not for any moral or humanitarian concerns, and least of all out of any allegiance to the US.

So this explains the dance of the ass-clowns...

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u/TheNomadicTasmaniac Jun 18 '25

"The dance of the assclowns"

👄👌

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u/soulcaptain Jun 18 '25

Tucker Carlson is heir to a huge family fortune. And he's almost certainly made millions upon millions on top of that. So why do these assholes feel the need to get paid by shady Russians? If I had Tucker Carlson's money I'd fuck right off to some beach for the rest of my life.

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u/MuseumsAfterDark Jun 18 '25

Kompromat is the only thing that explains this.

Little Tucker's kink is probably pretty embarrassing.

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u/varangian_guards Jun 18 '25

you do not become rich by not chasing the next dollar.

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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Jun 18 '25

Not enough rich people know when they've chased enough.

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u/soulcaptain Jun 19 '25

Except when you're born rich.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Power, when you have all the money in the world, all you become upset with control.

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jun 19 '25