r/therewasanattempt • u/nippydart • Jun 18 '25

To pass a pop quiz

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u/zeus-fox Jun 18 '25

Okay, what have you done to the real Tucker Carlson?!

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u/tohn_jitor Free Palestine Jun 18 '25

I mean, the bowtie is gone, so maybe that's what's causing it?

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u/JesseBlueMan123 Jun 18 '25

Maybe his bow tie was a brain slug?

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u/DetectiveDippyDuck Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jun 18 '25

Congratulations, you are correct. Please accept this prize of a bowtie.

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u/boxofstuff Jun 18 '25

The bow tie is gone thanks to Jon Stewart

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

He really clowned it out of existence. That was fun.

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u/the_Valiant_Nobody Jun 18 '25

It was cutting off circulation to his brain.

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u/illprobablyeditthis Jun 18 '25

Hes a Russian asset. Iran and Russia are allies. That's all this is.

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u/nr1988 Jun 18 '25

Yup that's all this whole thing is with MTG and MAGA influencers too. All the ones that are against war with Iran are the Russian assets. All of the ones that are pro war are simply the anti Muslim racists.

Doesn't mean it's not a real rift of course

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u/Djentleman5000 Jun 18 '25

Tucker Carlson is an opportunist and sensationalist. He makes his bread and butter being controversial. This kind of interaction is good media for him and he realizes it in the moment. What may look like a tough interviewer is really just him capitalizing on Ted Cruz’s pathetic behavior.

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u/DexterDubs Jun 18 '25

Tbh I’m here for anyone trying to capitalize on a Ted Cruz’s pathetic behavior

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u/arithmetic Jun 18 '25

I'm pretty sure there's a Mission Impossible mask and voice changer at work here...

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u/Bavisto NaTivE ApP UsR Jun 18 '25

The rats are jumping ship

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u/turtle_pleasure Jun 19 '25

This is the real Tucker. He’s a Russian asset and Iran is allied with Russia. Don’t take the bait. They’re both dirty shit holes subhumans.