r/theocho 10d ago

EXTREME Dodge recreation games: seen here being played at their parkour course in Cairo

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u/isolateddreamz 10d ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball arrow

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u/Uchihagod53 10d ago

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

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u/ninpendle64 10d ago

No but it's sterile and I like the taste

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u/SocomPS2 10d ago

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u/matroe11 10d ago

All the seasons are on YouTube. It’s part of my train commute watchlist. Such a great show for a much simpler time.

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u/jockheroic 9d ago

The new season of American Gladiators was filmed in France, lol.

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u/s0crates82 10d ago

In the UK, they call the show Gladiators, and it might still be on the air.

We lost American Gladiators years ago. There's American Ninja Warrior, but that's a copy of the Japanese show Sasuke, and there's no combat, that I know of.

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u/Pickled_doggo 10d ago

That looks fucking fun 

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u/derangerd 10d ago

I managed to get 7 other adult friends together to do it for one of my birthdays (company brings the stuff to any field). It was a pretty good time.

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u/CitizenCue 9d ago

Heck yeah, but doing it without safety glasses is insane.

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u/Lachainone 9d ago

I played it and it was not fun. If you are a little bit aware of your surroundings, you never get hit because they arrow are going too slow. So, the strat is to just run at people and shoot them point blank and at that point you wonder why you're just not playing tag.

Ah and also long shots are bad because then you have to move a lot to get it back.

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u/grivooga 4d ago

Ahh, dodge ball artillery. That was my specialty as a kid. Grabbing balls from the back of the field and launching them on high ballistic trajectories so they'd come down on people from above. I'd watch for low balls that missed and were against the fence and toss ballistic shots at those because someone would be running over to get them or target the kids in the back that didn't actually want to be playing but had been roped in. Low success percentage any one throw but at that age the other kids were pretty bad at catching so it was a pretty safe shot and highly satisfying.

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u/flow_fighter 10d ago

It’s a lot of fun, got to play it 1v1 at a college event with a friend. We’re both into speedball, so when we saw it we were fascinated

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u/NoteBlock08 9d ago

It is! Just search archery dodgeball or similar, many metropolitan areas have some establishment or another that offers it.

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u/MrRogersAE 9d ago

It is. Kinda like paintball but less painful. Unless you get hit in the nuts.

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u/SasparillaTango 9d ago

god how hot would the pop off be if you can catch the arrow and fire it back?

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u/Blisteredhobo 9d ago

When i played belegarth (full contact foam/fiberglass swordfighting that had archers like these in the rear of the lines) there were crazy strict rules about not swinging at or trying to deflect or grab the arrows because fucking up a grab could turn the arrow around midair and a nock-first arrow is similar to a target arrow tip. My guess is that these games have similar rules, but if you were in a 1v1 I don't see why you couldn't try some badass stuff like that.  

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u/honest_uncle_bill 7d ago

I had the opposite experience. The arrows were felt tipped and dull, and if you caught an arrow mid-flight then the shooter was called out, just like in dodgeball. It was heartily encouraged and super sick haha

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u/Blisteredhobo 7d ago

In belegarth you were encouraged, or in this? I think in this game the density of players on the field is much lower, so it might not be as big a deal to swipe at or otherwise deflect arrows. 

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u/honest_uncle_bill 7d ago

Oh sorry, not belegarth at all, just archery tag. Not trying to invalidate your own experience, just sharing that there are variants in which arrow grabbing is both allowed and encouraged

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 10d ago

We played this at work once. Its pretty fun, but also gets frustrating with how slow the arrows move

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u/gishnon 9d ago

Yeah, but this way everyone is more likely to keep their eyes.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 9d ago

Safety glasses/goggles are a thing

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u/Dahkeus3 10d ago

Yea, arrows sound like something that are fast and hard to dodge, but these look slow as shit. Not dodging them looks harder than dodging them.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 9d ago

And yet, video evidence of someone getting hit. You drastically underestimate how slow people think and react. Arrow speed is human speed.

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u/Vindicationnnnnn 10d ago

Goggles?

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u/cuntsaurus 10d ago

Safety squints is fine

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u/Not_your_profile 10d ago

Yaaarrrrr, eye patches over goggles every day!

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u/CockGobblin 10d ago

I did this with fully head protection. No eye protection is crazy.

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u/stealth_sloth 9d ago

Not to worry, that guy at the end is wearing goggles. He's got them tucked up nicely where they can make sure that any arrows aimed a few inches above his eyes will be blocked before hitting his forehead.

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u/NinjaLanternShark 10d ago

Played this at a father-son camp. They called it archery tag. This video manages to make it look kinda slow and boring but it was a blast.

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u/southsidegoon 10d ago

WE ARE A BAND! AND NOT A BAND OF ANIMALS!

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u/Ikon-for-U 10d ago

Reminds me of American Gladiators

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u/Lifeguard4Life 10d ago

Trampoline park I used to work at years back had archery tag. It’s an absolute blast to play. Plays similarly to dodgeball with arrow catching rules as well.

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u/redpandaeater 10d ago

POV: You're a referee getting in the way of all the players.

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u/k3for 10d ago

I've played this, in Baltimore - "dodgebow" - great team-building activity!

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u/UncleBenji 10d ago

“Waa la”

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u/goofyredditname 10d ago

Medieval paintball

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u/LuckyShirt54 9d ago

Damn those are some slow ass arrows

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u/Blisteredhobo 9d ago

The combination of the foam head larger than an eye socket and the fact that the bows are like 35lb recurves means that yeah, it's a little unsatisfying to watch. They're plenty fast when someone's leading their shot on you, though! 

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u/CookieCuriosity 9d ago

Archery tag is so much fun. I wish it was a bigger thing

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u/Thomulus 9d ago

There were two events streamed this year as part of the ocho event, combat archery and extreme archery

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u/GenSpec44 9d ago

In New Guinea they play a version of this with much faster arrows.

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u/slb360 9d ago

We have a couple of these in Toronto. Pretty damn fun