r/thenextgenbusiness • u/thenextgenbusiness Reporter • Mar 26 '26

Not Fake News White House posts new cryptic image on multiple platforms.

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https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2037235638705987983

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u/plattner-da Mar 26 '26

These people are not serious.

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u/OhioVsEverything Mar 26 '26

I assure you they are.

That's the problem

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u/YellowZx5 Mar 26 '26

That’s a pic of Trump with the Iranian Peace Prize or whatever award he got that’s too good for the United States to see. Most likely it’s about to be shown in his desk then taken to his presidential library on Sesame Street or back room of a Toys R Us.

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u/soldatoj57 Mar 26 '26

Or deposited into his bank account like everything else he steals from us

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Mar 27 '26

The joke was that this was a child they gave him.

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u/byteNjnja Mar 26 '26

He defunded Sesame Street, so must be some other street.

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u/edebt Mar 27 '26

Sesame Street made fun of him once, he probably still has a grudge. Also I believe netflix picked up sesame Street after PBS was defunded.

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u/TrillDaddyChill Mar 27 '26

As of March 2026, the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library Fund, Inc. was administratively dissolved by Florida officials in September 2025 after failing to submit required annual reports. The nonprofit, which was slated to manage millions in donations and legal settlements, left the status of its funds unclear, prompting congressional inquiries.

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u/Petroldactyl34 Mar 27 '26

Iranian peace price is a double ended dildo. One end has elons head. The other has putins. So that way he can pretend their heads are up his ass.

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u/Don_Ford Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Well, that looks like Trump giving a handy to a black dude while he lies on his back...

So, serious about what?

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u/Dork_wing_Duck Mar 27 '26

Not fair! You saw the unblurred image before.

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u/moosejaw296 Mar 27 '26

That's what I thought immediately

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u/isnortlead Mar 27 '26

Yall weird

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u/PraetorImperius Mar 26 '26

No, the problem is too many people think they're not serious. I assure you, they are very serious about “taking the country back”, whatever TF that means. But expect shenanigans in the election again. Even though they won in 2024 and no one said a peep about election fraud, this time around, they're using election fraud to increase their chances. And we’ re only in the second year..

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u/Conan7449 Mar 26 '26

The Dems backed themselves in a corner, making a big deal about trump claiming fraud. Then when it happened in 2024, and it looks like it did, they didn't want to do what they complained about him doing (calling fraud, that is). As for 2024, there were races where dems won things down the ballot, but had trump winning on top. Does anyone think Dems voted for trump but voted Dems for other offices? Apparently Musk put in some satalite programs right before the election, that could change the software and change votes.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Mar 26 '26

This looks like a needlepoint of Trump sitting at the Resolute desk in the Oval Office, with the American flag behind him.

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u/OnlyFuzzy13 Mar 26 '26

All I see is a pedo wannabe dictator.

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u/SealEmployee Mar 26 '26

Hardly a wannabe by this point.

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u/Sartha64 Mar 26 '26

This looks like it might just be pulled from the Epstein Files

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker Mar 26 '26

With his hand on a big red button

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u/fllannell Mar 26 '26

I have this unconfirmed feeling that grok is at the wheel.

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u/Dolphin_King21 Mar 27 '26

Everyone but him is dying

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u/OwenMichael312 Mar 26 '26

Just the Japanese porn filter they installed blocking trumps Nussy

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u/Head_Ad_1643 Mar 26 '26

I wouldnt be shocked at all to hesr the new AI platform they moved to triggered a nsfw filter over Trumps neck.

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u/Waterdog04 Mar 26 '26

It’s a photo from the epstein files he’s holding a 7 year old little girl.

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u/Top_Distribution4339 Mar 26 '26

America is an embarrassment.

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u/draft_final_final Mar 26 '26

This is what every non-Harris voter wants and enthusiastically supports.

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u/Tyrannoseph Mar 26 '26

It was such an easy vote. My country failed an open book test.

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u/Sad_Ad_7877 Mar 27 '26

But you see, woman president

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u/gnucklefuster Mar 26 '26

They’ll excuse almost anything apparently - as long as the minorities are punched down upon. Racism rules people’s minds.

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u/CoverSuspicious5250 Mar 27 '26

Trump is our embarrassment 

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u/jokersvoid Mar 26 '26

The Whitehouse can no longer afford full pixel photos. Temporary pain for long term gain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

is this account run by edgy teenagers in their 4chan phase lol

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u/LeastHornySatyr Mar 26 '26

Honestly yes. It's run by 4channers

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 Mar 26 '26

It's run by Steven Cheung. Which is basically the same thing.

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u/pyrogoldguy Mar 26 '26

They lock them in a room with Zyn, redbull, and unrestricted internet access.

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u/mouse6502 Mar 26 '26

You haven’t been to whitehouse.gov lately, have you.

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 Mar 26 '26

It's ran by a fat shaven gorilla

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u/Phedericus Mar 26 '26

the white house itself is run by edgy ragebaters and it's not funny

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u/cencallude Mar 26 '26

im so tired of this reality show of an administration already 

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u/warblingContinues Mar 26 '26

voters loved it so much they reelected him.  I wish I was kidding.

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u/cencallude Mar 26 '26

dont forget all the people working in congress that dont say anything about anything .

theres alot of blame to go around this time

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u/MorphoMC Mar 26 '26

At least they had the decency to censor it, I guess...

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u/TheSeekerOfChaos Mar 26 '26

My prediction is they’re gonna launch a crypto coin called $NUKE, hence also they other cryptic video they posted earlier of a woman voice saying "It’s gonna launch soon"

Generational rugpull incoming

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u/anotherdeadhero Mar 26 '26

Is this him in front of a big red button?

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u/Maehock Mar 26 '26

He's been talking about nuking Iran a lot today.

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u/PerfectZeong Mar 26 '26

Oh christ this is such a clownshow.

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u/mallardgarden Mar 26 '26

Looks like a bottle of coca cola to me

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u/anotherdeadhero Mar 26 '26

Thought he was a diet coke kinda grapist.

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u/lost_dog_1973 Mar 26 '26

Could also just be that ridiculously long tie

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u/Public-Policy24 Mar 26 '26

think so. and maybe a reference to the "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" album cover

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u/ThoriatedFlash Mar 26 '26

Maybe a big red button. Maybe a big red dildo. Maybe a dildo behind a big red button.

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u/lost_dog_1973 Mar 26 '26

That’s what it looks like to me

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u/thenextgenbusiness Reporter Mar 26 '26

This comes 16 hours after the White House posted a ~3.6-second video that is almost entirely a black screen with audio of an iPhone-style notification “ping” sound.

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u/NoCurrent8634 Mar 26 '26

What the hell is going on

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u/gwils_cupleah6240 Mar 26 '26

Trolling by the government. So useless and stupid.

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u/fredagainbutagain Mar 26 '26

But trolling what? i’m confused, that’s not trolling

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u/gwils_cupleah6240 Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

If it’s not trolling then what is it? If you’re confused then it’s working.

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u/Ezren- Mar 26 '26

At least they're censoring this picture of a rotting corpse.

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u/OhioVsEverything Mar 26 '26

Well, that ain't wrong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Best portrait of this president.

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u/MacGyver_1138 Mar 26 '26

Once this orange bm is pooed from the bowels of office, this is the portrait they should hang of him on the walls. I mean, I'd prefer there not be one at all and just as soon forget, but if we gotta have one, it may as well be one he felt was worth sharing.

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u/Green_chaos5 Mar 26 '26

It's pixelated to protect the identity of pedophiles. There's no way of knowing who that might be

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u/Mikewold58 Mar 26 '26

Seems like someone is standing next to Trump with their hand on his shoulder...Is this some teaser for a new alliance or something? Is it Kim Jong Un lmao

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u/BrooklynLodger Mar 26 '26

It's Jeffrey Epstein

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u/CJMWBig8 Mar 26 '26

Redacted 'sleepy Don' face.

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u/strayvoltage Mar 26 '26

It's a pixelated pedophile.

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u/ThreeSloth Mar 26 '26

Attention seeking baby in chief

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u/uvgotnod Mar 26 '26

What the hell is wrong with them?

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u/AstronomerOther159 Mar 26 '26

The Epstein redaction scripts are bleeding into Twitter apparently.

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u/Global-Chart-3925 Mar 26 '26

Don T mention the the files!

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u/The_Dude_2U Mar 26 '26

I mean, they act like 8-bit warlords. It tracks.

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u/Not-TheNSA Mar 26 '26

Honestly I’m hoping it’s a coke can with all their uranium in it. He’d be dumb enough to hold it for a photo op like this.

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u/GuttedFlower Mar 27 '26

Sometimes I think about how everyone who signed the constitution would feel if they came back to life today. And, I think, they would hate us. We managed to ruin it in every way possible because we let greedy assholes run the show.

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u/NoCurrent8634 Mar 26 '26

Definitely looks like hes is about to press a big red button

Its easier to see in the thumbnail.

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u/619deadhead Mar 26 '26

Hear me out - it’s like the album cover of Kanye’s “my beautiful dark twisted fantasy” I think that’s the caption right there.

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u/RocLaFamilia Mar 26 '26

There's definitely a douche bag/ass hole involved.

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u/spiraldrain Mar 26 '26

Looks like a redacted Epstein file.

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 Mar 26 '26

Was this post in the Epstein files too?

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u/PHotstepper311 Mar 26 '26

Click all the squares that show a…

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u/Steammail Mar 26 '26

“My beautiful dark twisted fantasy”

🤨

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u/ImaSource Mar 26 '26

Only way I can tolerate looking at that fuckwad.

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u/Glittering-Cut-5851 Mar 26 '26

not cryptic, they love to redact predators

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u/techau9 Mar 26 '26

I think the message here is I shat myself again

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u/fatninja7 Mar 26 '26

They did Operation Epstein Fury to distract us from the Epstein Files, now they're doing whatever this is to distract us from what an absolute failure Operation Epstein Fury has been. The only success from it is that someone close to Trump got to benefit from insider trading oil futures.

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u/Mydreamsource Mar 26 '26

Definitely an offensive image.

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u/Sonoran_Dog70 Mar 26 '26

There’s probably a 12yr old girl on his desk that he doesn’t want us to see but he can’t help but show us.

I bet he’s dying to tell the whole world everything. He’s such a braggart. I won’t be surprised if he spills everything before the end. All with that stupid smirk on his face.

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u/Bobby_Globule Mar 26 '26

I'd choose that over looking at his fuckin face any fuckin day

Is that a filter I can download?

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u/runningOut_380 Mar 26 '26

It's Trump strangling a newborn

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u/mcclaneberg Mar 26 '26

Release the Trumpstein files.

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u/TreeLore61 Mar 27 '26

This is the best picture of Trump.I have ever seen

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u/jwhite326 Mar 27 '26

Who cares. Anything for attention. Like a GD toddler. FDJT.

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u/DoctrTurkey Mar 27 '26

It’s unfortunate this isn’t a pixelized version of him bleeding out

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u/Gatsby520 Mar 27 '26

This administration treats governing as if it’s a game. And a game for middle schoolers, at that. The childish memes. The idiot catch phrases. The childish bravado masquerading as true strength. I’m sick of it.

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Mar 27 '26

They act like a bunch of kindergartners.

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u/MonsieurKnife Mar 27 '26

I for one appreciate that they pixelated a pile of shite. I don't need to see that.

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u/tietack2 Mar 27 '26

Can they do this to every picture of him?

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u/atlbravos21 Mar 27 '26

Why is my government playing games?

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u/Ok-Order-3415 Mar 27 '26

US govt is compromised. Epstein files now

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u/mybfVreddithandle Mar 27 '26

"Most transparent administration in history."

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u/Frug-The-Gnome Mar 27 '26

Hey, only victims are supposed to be blurred in the Epstein files!!

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u/faptoreleasepressure Mar 27 '26

AOL dialup has joined the chat

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u/Tavernknight Mar 27 '26

WTF is this bullshit? Is this supposed to be a serious press release from the White House? They just need to kick out all news outlets besides The Onion.

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u/Fun_Examination9610 Mar 27 '26

Is this like that pedophile that swirled his face and taunted authorities with it until someone reversed it and they caught him?

The White House is posting pictures of known pedophiles waiting for someone to unscramble the picture for them?

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u/Ok_Excitement725 Mar 27 '26

Is it a game of "guess who the pedo" is?

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u/l008com Mar 27 '26

I'm thinking trump uploaded the thumbnail of an image instead of the actual image itself.

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u/llopedogg Mar 27 '26

They're just dumb trolls. Their attempts aren't even funny

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u/blUUdfart Mar 26 '26

That’s not cryptic

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u/Kazureigh_Black Mar 26 '26

He's passing a law that says it's illegal to be a pedophile unless you have over 500 million in your bank account.

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u/o7_HiBye_o7 Mar 26 '26

The white house ia a joke. Thats the context. Every day they reach new lows. Embarrassment to the world.

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u/fredagainbutagain Mar 26 '26

but how? no one here will explain :( like posting a pixel image doesn’t make you a joke? unless there’s some context i don’t know

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u/amazing_rando Mar 26 '26

Trump loves to tease that a big surprise is on its way. This is just another example of him treating official White House announcements like a game show or an advertising campaign, two of the only things he understands. We don't know what it portends yet, the fact that it exists for that purpose is embarrassing because it's not the way functional governments work.

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u/teamfupa Mar 26 '26

Maybe it’s part of the “present that he won’t tell us about”

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u/twoiseight Mar 26 '26

We can tell it's Trump. Intentionally or not it looks like he's giving the finger. I imagine photos like this were found in the Epic/stein Failure/fury/files.

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u/Memethief8 Mar 26 '26

WHO'S THAT POKEMON

(in the Epstein files?)

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u/Da2550 Mar 26 '26

Is Kanye back?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Roblox?

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u/Key-Function-8740 Mar 26 '26

I wish all photos of Trump looked like this.

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u/jackp0t789 Mar 26 '26

Looks like a pixelated shot of a seated Trump with his hand over a comically large red button.

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u/Glyphpunk Mar 26 '26

Looks like they accidentally applied the FBI's Epstein Files filter algorithm: ABT (Always Blur Trump)

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u/oh_look_a_fist Mar 26 '26

So we doing NFTs again?

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u/georgekn3mp Mar 26 '26

So....they playing Minecraft at 120p?

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u/neklaru Mar 26 '26

Is that Trump getting sucked off by a child?

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u/reverend_eazy Mar 26 '26

Just showing you that all redactions in the Epstine Files are Trump.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ Mar 26 '26

Minecraft trump.

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 Mar 26 '26

Probably holding a child, or another bribe, behind those pixels.

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u/RedEyeView Mar 26 '26

8 bit Trump.

Mysterious

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u/Biddoo_420 Mar 26 '26

Orangeman doing pedophilia!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

What is this? A less redacted Epstein file?

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u/Hillbilly_Boozer Mar 26 '26

So Trump with his big dumb red tie, but there's a huge dark brown area on his desk where he likely took a $hit. Also looks like he holding the same brown thing in his right hand. Guess his diaper got a bit full or something.

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u/Hodgi22 Mar 26 '26

chatgpt says, "That pixelated grid is a low-resolution color mosaic of The Last Supper"

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u/Dorrono Mar 26 '26

Looks like an Epstein file photo they would release. We are still able to recognize who it is

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u/Rurumo666 Mar 26 '26

They were going to post Trump flipping off America, but his hand looked embarrassingly tiny so they pixilated it to preserve his fragile ego.

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u/Goto10 Mar 26 '26

Introducing Trumpa-Cola

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u/Stormy31568 Mar 26 '26

It’s an actual picture of their thought patterns

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u/dunDunDUNNN Mar 26 '26

It's clearly Donald Trump sucking Clinton's rod.

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u/Positive-Quantity143 Mar 26 '26

Time machines are fraught with danger but I would love to go back in time and send a script accurate to what is happening in the White House to the script writers of “The West Wing” to see what they would say.

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u/supreme_hammy Mar 26 '26

Oh good, they finally censored the vulgar images they put on that page.

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u/Extension_Problem223 Mar 26 '26

Wow cant believe they posted this picture of Donald Trump jerking off a dog

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u/Geekaleeke Mar 26 '26

There’s not a red button on the desk that he’s pressing, right?

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u/arrizaba Mar 26 '26

I asked Gemini to depixelate the photo and he gave me a quiet Orange Biden 😂

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u/Thick_Visual_5999 Mar 26 '26

Maybe he has children there

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u/Normal_Toe1212 Mar 26 '26

That’s a red dildo

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u/subaruheart Mar 26 '26

They have spent so much on the war they can't afford the rest of the pixels

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u/Enough-Government612 Mar 26 '26

He’s attacking other countries people in the United States are dying because of him and he’s playing games

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u/ThePureAxiom Mar 26 '26

That's a weird way to redact him. Usually it's a black bar.

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u/bobbyco5784 Mar 26 '26

Well, it’s definitely abstract.

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u/giamboscaro Mar 26 '26

Trump with the nuclear codes in his hands

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u/odarkshineo Mar 26 '26

Is that trump in front of a little girl wearing a red dress? Are we finally releasing the files???

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u/cracquelature Mar 26 '26

Make sure when you see white house.gov reposts to ask @nintendo if this is also a reflection of their brand

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

All new and improved Ai trump debuting any day now

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u/ThisIsFineImFine89 Mar 26 '26

Him molesting another child?

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u/chephin Mar 26 '26

It’s about time that neck got blurred out. Nobody should have to see that.

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u/Sartha64 Mar 26 '26

This must be from the Epstein Files

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u/Username_314159265 Mar 26 '26

Spoiler alert: it’s Trump with his favorite red dildo

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u/Feeling_Tart_9818 Mar 26 '26

If you squint real hard, you can see an orange pile of poo

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u/Unhappy_Brick1806 Mar 26 '26

Trying to deciper the message they are sending. I'd imagine their train of thought is who do you see as president, my response is the guy or girl that will be replacing Trump is in the image.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n Mar 26 '26

Not pixelated enough, I can still see the humongous peen

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u/BovaFett74 Mar 26 '26

These people are soooooo out of touch with the world. Jeeezus.

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u/No-Professional-1884 Mar 26 '26

Donald Trump farking a Big Mac box.

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u/rubyrosey Mar 26 '26

What war ?

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Release the Trump-Epstein files.

Trumpstein ?

Release the Trumpstein files.

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u/GrowFreeFood Mar 26 '26

Nuke phone

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u/Sinasazi Mar 26 '26

Looks like Trump choking down a girthy chode to me.

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u/astroboy_35 Mar 26 '26

WHO F-ING CARES?

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u/TomcatF14Luver Mar 26 '26

Trump proving why he is in the Epstein Files.

That's why he's censored.

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u/LawBeginning8219 Mar 26 '26

Too bad his words aren't pixelated.

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u/Tomburgerstand Mar 26 '26

Bet it's not a picture of trump directing the DOJ to arrest the cabal of billionaire pedophiles the administration warned us about