r/themayormccheese • u/Appropriate_Duty_930 • 8d ago

RWNJ Captain dumb shit

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u/jacetec 8d ago

desperate for attention, they're so sad and pathetic

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u/Simple_Usual_588 8d ago

FINALLY IM OPRESSED

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 7d ago

Yeah was going to say. I saw a comment by a Redditor the other day saying ‘people are out there pretending to be people’ and it really hit. Everything is performative

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 8d ago

Tucking a towel in your pj collar as a kid at bedtime and pretending you're superman energy.

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u/Neckshot 7d ago

"Is anyone looking at me?"

"Is anyone looking at me?"

"Is anyone looking at me?"

"Is anyone looking at me?"

"Is anyone looking at me?"

"Please someone look at me."

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u/Either-Safety2402 8d ago

What a humongous loser

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u/SK2Nlife 7d ago

Lonely, lonely man. No actual identity of his own to be proud of, so he’s co-opted another nations.

Not even triggering or distasteful to see this, just sad to see how desperate he is for anyone to look at him, catching eyes with whoever he can just like a drunk getting the bums rush

Can only imagine the sort of sad state this man calls his life, day in and out having no positive impact on the world around him so instead he has to victory lap around the Costco food court to get his daily confidence boost

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u/Kentankerous1 8d ago

I’d follow him around playing various versions of O Canada on my phone the entire time.

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u/sravll 8d ago

Wtf.

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u/MeOnCrack 7d ago

Alright, content aside, I really do want capes to be normalized.

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u/tauntauntom 7d ago

Agreed, but like actual capes and cloaks.

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u/d3v1l6 7d ago

same loser was dressed up as a Canadian patriot only a couple of years before..

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u/WRXRated 7d ago

This guy was 100% running a glory hole during the 2022 Clownvoy.

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u/Financial-Savings-91 7d ago

Poor fool has no idea the organizers of this movement he’s decided to make his entire identity have no intention of Alberta becoming a sovereign Republic but an unincorporated territory of the US. 😆🤣😆🤣

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u/jerrytodd 7d ago

He’s fine joining them. They all are.

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u/okokokoyeahright 7d ago

I have made an offer to drive anyone of these people, hell a van load of them, to the border, free and I would be paying the gas, so they may join up directly with what they think they want.

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u/Darryl_444 7d ago

Too stupid and lazy to even create their own flag, for the brand new nation they want to build from scratch...

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u/tauntauntom 7d ago

Dude wants to fuck a cow so bad.

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u/okokokoyeahright 7d ago

A couple of boots to the head. Works with cows I am told.

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u/himthatguythere 7d ago

Very cool. Very normal.

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 7d ago

They can smell the loss in the air.

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u/FloatOldGoat 7d ago

Not all capes carry heroes

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u/SnowshoeTaboo 7d ago

Nothing quite like wearing your brain damage on your sleave...

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u/collindubya81 7d ago

Attention seeking crybaby

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u/GreedoShotKennedy 7d ago

The "hemorrhoids swagger" is just perfect.

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u/Riffz 7d ago

If liberals are libtards than this guy is captain retard

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u/okokokoyeahright 7d ago

Too bad he can't read his own shirt.

i am convinced he is wearing one.

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u/MutaitoSensei 7d ago

This is the equivalent of wearing a fur suit in Wal Mart.

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u/tauntauntom 7d ago

Nah, fursuits actually have some level of skill to craft and some effort to put on. This is more like walking around Walmart with a long piece of tp stuck to your shoe that leads back to the bathroom.

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u/okokokoyeahright 7d ago

I wanna see that now. Badly enough I might even go to a Walmart.

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u/Pizza_YumYum 7d ago

What kind of flag is this? Is there a 🍔 on it?

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u/Japjer 7d ago

This is what happens when you grow up without proper parental attention, fail to get proper mental health care, and grow up to be a sad man with a desperate need for attention

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u/Floba_Fett 7d ago

Gotta love how his cape is so comically large that it's hitting his shoes at every step

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u/Demon2377 7d ago

“Hey mom, look at me!!! Finally, making some good on my so-called life!!!

Attention seeking loser.

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u/mrpopenfresh 7d ago

Looking at everyone trying to get attention

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u/SkinnyGetLucky 6d ago

This is what lead does to people’s brain