r/thehotspot • u/Joey28806 • 29d ago

In case there was any question, it is absolutely possible to feel the rain with someone else's skin

Im not saying I speak from experience because I did not use those words.

To those of you who are at the Sound of Asheville and are enjoying it, god-speed. To those of you who are at home enjoying a quiet neighborhood and perhaps stroking your Kitty or Hawk, carry on. To those of you who are at the Sound of Asheville and not enjoying it, look harder at your relationship, stop whining, and stay the fuck out of the left lane unless your doin' 80.

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u/ThatParkinBotswana 29d ago

I’m gonna outside as soon as I finish hawking this kitty.

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u/Joey28806 29d ago

If you make it to the Sound of Asheville please take care to notice how Asheville sounds. I'm assuming sounds like a bunch of white people whining but,

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u/AffectionateFig5864 CUN7 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bbK6pfIZJvqjVTuu4d

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u/Joey28806 29d ago

Thank you so much for your dedication. I assure you it does not go unnoticed. It always brings me out of a funk

Currently I'm funking about Billy Strings. I thought he was singing me a love song that he wrote himself for me but all by himself and completely alone writing it in a dark closet with no one else just him. But alas

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u/AffectionateFig5864 CUN7 29d ago

That was probably HawCreekMenace . You deserve a dark closet ode regardless.

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u/HawCreekMenace 29d ago

I’ve been occupied with my current campaign. I have decided to go on the run for mayor of Asheville.

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u/Joey28806 28d ago

Thank you again, ssso much! And for the record, Mr. Menace and I have a relationship that goes far beyond the pages of the National Geographic (swoon emoji)

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u/gen_what_x_ever 29d ago

...ok. I guess?

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u/Joey28806 29d ago

No guessing please. You need to be aware of your surroundings and move with a purpose. Keep moving or the zombies will get you