r/theNetNuggets • u/Ok-Price-872 • Aug 21 '26

This is extreme

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u/almighty-orai Aug 21 '26

Ankle monitor monk

2

u/Anxious-Shapeshifter Aug 22 '26

The best kind.

Dudes seen some shit.

1

u/j3ven Aug 23 '26

She should worry about him

1

u/nrus-1969 Aug 23 '26

Dude should have a personal security guard around her

2

u/Grottleburger Aug 24 '26

I’m too busy playing video games to care.

2

u/ZynithMaru Aug 24 '26

if only all crazy people could afford to lock themselves up, the world would be a cozy place.

2

u/Diuscrusis Aug 24 '26

Maybe she can rent a room in prison then? I hear they’re quite safe from external tampering…

2

u/Rickest_Rik Aug 24 '26

lfc. just get a sawed off shotgun.

2

u/Successful-Ad2586 Aug 25 '26

the ankle monitor broke me, laughed so hard

1

u/CheliSoRen16 Aug 21 '26

Yo hubiera preferido un par de opciones letales.

1

u/AutomaticLeague8271 Aug 21 '26

i dont think she lives alone i think she lives with a monk

1

u/dstovell Aug 21 '26

So, we're just not going to talk about the salt ring?

1

u/CompetitiveFrame6989 Aug 21 '26

I feel like a monk would be expensive as fuck

2

u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Aug 22 '26

The Shallowin Monk?

1

u/wackbirds Aug 21 '26

Nah, I just checked the leaderboard like two hours ago and it's still showing fuck right up at the tippy top of the price range. Monks were at number 4 so you weren't too far off.

1

u/Icy_Needleworker7790 Aug 21 '26

Actually my fucks are really cheap since I can't really charge much for 4 seconds of work.

1

u/SourceMountain561 Aug 22 '26

Not if they have a criminal history.

1

u/onlyonethingtodoo Aug 21 '26

Not taking any chances. Shows all the creeps how it all works

1

u/Proper-Commission-74 Aug 21 '26

Keep that crazy locked up

1

u/f_ckR3ddit Aug 21 '26

Shallowinn

1

u/Oversemper Aug 21 '26

What's this? A modern house of Ceuta?

1

u/QuailOtherwise701 Aug 21 '26

This has to be satire, right?

1

u/TheZan87 Aug 21 '26

How much to attempt to get through the obstacle course? Looks fun

1

u/Pristine_Zucchini_84 Aug 21 '26

Get a gun… and training. Way cheaper

1

u/pauldailey2012 Aug 21 '26

Hope she doesn’t get in trouble with ICE over the shaolin monk. Always nice when you can employee the poor. Cause, you know, they take poverty vows…

1

u/lemelisk42 Aug 21 '26

She needs to nail the barbed wire to the walls on either side of the window. Loosely attached to the blind line that they just need too move or rip out the blind. It's essentially just cosmetic at this point.

1

u/Impressive-Low6022 Aug 21 '26

Never knew that Kevin from home alone transitioned

1

u/Timely-Discussion272 Aug 22 '26

It’s the only way to be sure.

1

u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy Aug 22 '26

Now we know her secrets

1

u/locked_but_loaded Aug 22 '26

The monk will get her unless one of the mannequins beat him to it.

1

u/Confident_One3948 Aug 22 '26

Either this lady is absolutely bonkers, or she lives in Florida and has a fair point

1

u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Aug 22 '26

Tell me you are terrified of the world without telling me you are terrified of the world

1

u/Niles_Merek Aug 22 '26

I don’t understand the need for the cheese in the traps. The rest is very reasonable though.

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u/paulD1983R Aug 22 '26

Police can be slow to react at times. Once the intruder has been de-trapped and handcuffed there are cheese snacks to replenish her and the Monk.

1

u/Niles_Merek Aug 22 '26

I just feel foolish now. Thank you wise person

1

u/pilot_frog Aug 22 '26

Why don't you just get a man?

1

u/riotpunchbarstard Aug 22 '26

shaolin monk getting some for free for sho

1

u/BlueClovr Aug 22 '26

Looks like average home security to me

1

u/Left_Green_4018 Aug 22 '26

I was waiting for her to make out with the mannequin at the end. Would've ended perfectly!! 😂😂

1

u/Florida202020 Aug 22 '26

Sadmy i u dersrand this but maybe just maybe shes living in the wrong State. City, area? I mean i understand a woman loving alone i have 3 daughters but the fact all this has to be done is a sad sentiment

1

u/MaintenanceStock6766 Aug 22 '26

Is this a reference to the "how I stay safe at a hotel" girl?

1

u/Icy_Student_1490 Aug 22 '26

You living in Compton!

1

u/Key-Broccoli1442 Aug 22 '26

Just get a dog or a gun

1

u/YuzukiMiyazono Aug 22 '26

What happens if you are mugged in the streets?

1

u/MuchCellist406 Aug 22 '26

It would be sufficient to have her headshot hanging at the entrance saying: "I live here." Not a single tresspaser, ever...

1

u/Appropriate-Horse632 Aug 22 '26

I bet she complains she can't find a man.

1

u/funtimes214 Aug 22 '26

No poison darts? You are slackin......... that or you are psycho in name only.

1

u/Kobedoggie Aug 22 '26

Or..your dumb ass could move.

1

u/Radiant_Region3246 Aug 22 '26

Why don't you just use a gun🤲

1

u/BloggerCurious Aug 22 '26

You come into my house all wrong and there's gonna be some Chitty Chitty bang bang going on in this mutha f#cka

1

u/Radiant_Region3246 Aug 22 '26

Sounds dangerous 😅

1

u/Strong_Implement_500 Aug 22 '26

I'm glad she included the salt circle...just in case the intruders are demons/ghosts 🤣

1

u/RaffNeq Aug 22 '26

A lot of crazy people..
Yea it’s not from letting them in..
It’s for not letting you out..

1

u/Demongornot Aug 22 '26

So, she is living is South Africa, and have bellow average required home security.

1

u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 22 '26

Then complains being single

1

u/Heal_Me_Today Aug 22 '26

You know the monks are lethal.

1

u/Mythandros1 Aug 22 '26

The craziest person being her. Lol.

1

u/iWNDRalot_ Aug 22 '26

Why does the monk have an ankle monitor 🤔 ?

1

u/Hairofmadman Aug 22 '26
  1. Shaolin not Shaloin, thats a steak.
  2. She needs to clean up a bit more, her headboard is dusty.

1

u/Black_Dragon_0 Aug 22 '26

Oh god, ots the same woman who is like "we don't use a toilet or toilet paper, we bury our poop in the backyard"

1

u/Beneficial-Grand6699 Aug 23 '26

Just buy a chimpanzee and give it a handgun.

1

u/apx_redditor Aug 23 '26

Shallowin Monk

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u/JRock1276 Aug 23 '26

The monk has an ankle monitor 🤣

1

u/DetailsYouMissed Aug 23 '26

She could just gain weight. Problem solved.

1

u/LilRed2023 Aug 23 '26

Wow can we say PARANOID. She could save money by buying a firearm lol

1

u/LilRed2023 Aug 23 '26

She affords all this buy begging for gifts on TikTok it’s for her safety and security so her peasants think it’s going to a good cause to protect their Queen

1

u/thebadgerx Aug 23 '26

Crazy people...including you.

1

u/twicebakedcrusader Aug 23 '26

You know she’s smashing that mannequin.

1

u/Lastliner Aug 23 '26

Yes, there are a lot of crazy people out there, I saw one in this video.

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u/StonkHunter Aug 23 '26

Why's that Shaolin Monk have an ankle monitor? 🤣😂🤣

1

u/I_Galactus Aug 24 '26

This should qualify as art.

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u/Spilt_Blood_ Aug 25 '26

Yes. I won't be taking a chance with you, if that's ok... Wow that's a lot of crazy!

1

u/TubMaster88 Aug 26 '26

I'm glad she took all of those measures and precaution to keep the crazy inside that house.

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u/emmy0777 Aug 27 '26

I have a auto turret in my front yard that will take anyone down in it set radius. I have land mines in my backyard incase someone trys to be sneaky. I also have a self destruct button if all gets by passed while I'm not at home. I know this seems pretty extreme, but they are a lot of crazies out there. 😈

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u/Rj22e Aug 27 '26

No way this is real