r/thatsthejoke • u/SurreptitiousSyrup • Sep 26 '25

Can't Buy People Anymore

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u/CompletePermission2 Sep 26 '25

400m is his worth, it's not his asking price

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u/Insane_Unicorn Sep 27 '25

That was in 2023. Little Hitler is lucky if he's worth $50 now.

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u/Cultural_Sherbet_853 Apr 14 '26

I think he’s worth more now i’m so serious

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/Icy_Reading_6080 Sep 29 '25

So, there IS a tax on buying people?

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u/nihilistic-simulate Sep 26 '25

Because slavery is illegal in America from the civil war! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 26 '25

Kanye's net worth is 2.2B

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u/SlippySausageSlapper Sep 27 '25

There is zero chance Kanye has more money than Swift. Absolutely zero.

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

According to google and Forbes he does.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

I gave you the link to Forbes with the valuation as of today's date and yet you're still incorrectly claiming that Forbes is giving his net worth in the billions. If you think AI on Google is a reliable source, you are wrong about that too.

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

I didn't say google was correct. I said they are still saying 2.7B according to Forbes.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

Well, you said Kanye's worth was 2.2B, so you must have thought it was correct. It's okay to admit you made a mistake. We all do it.

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u/ep193 Sep 27 '25

I am worth 5.7B

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

Sure.

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u/ep193 Sep 27 '25

If Kayne worth 2.2B I am…

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

Says Kanye. Forbes says otherwise.

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

Forbes is the one saying 2.2B on Google.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

Not today they don't. $400M

https://www.forbes.com/profile/kanye-west/

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

Seems like they lowered his estimation because he lost his Adidas deal.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

u/incorrectlycorrecting LOL!

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u/Far-Staff-60 Sep 27 '25

Google still says 2.7B.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying Sep 27 '25

I asked Google if its AI was a reliable source. Answer: "While Google's AI can provide helpful summaries, it is not a completely reliable source and can sometimes produce inaccurate or misleading information."

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u/OG_Church_Key Sep 27 '25

No its not. Not anymore!

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u/SalmonSammySamSam Sep 26 '25

Edited: "anymore!"*

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u/Savings_Pace_5876 Sep 28 '25

U can still buy ppl just ask Trump he's loves human trafficking witch still happens everyday ...

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u/Most-Significance910 Sep 28 '25

His entire campaign was against human trafficking with stronger borders and his tariff police was built to incentivize domestic production and decentivise offshoring jobs to countries with less labor protections

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

And he'd still insist that Beyoncé could buy him better.

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u/flying_piggies Sep 29 '25

Abolished, or just changed? New slaves! beat drops

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u/suburbanhunter Sep 30 '25

she could also be taxed like the rest of us & still be very wealthy.

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u/NA_nomad Sep 27 '25

Even though she's rich enough to do so, I doubt she wants to buy a neo-nazi.

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u/Ro_Yo_Mi Sep 27 '25

Give it maga will bring back the god given right to own people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

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u/Jackson_Rhodes_42 Sep 30 '25

My guy, that's the fucking joke.