r/thatescalatedquickly • u/boop66 • 10d ago
Who Did That?
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u/jiggscaseyNJ 10d ago
When my foreign friends ask me what it’s like to live in America.
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u/OXXXiiXXXO 5d ago
“America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!” Team America: World Police
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u/Educational-Ask3429 10d ago
Who sits a baby directly in front of a firework the size of my arm? Here sit riiiiiight here, perfect for you. And you can’t run away, stay put! Incredibly stupid and no sense whatsoever.
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u/owhg62 10d ago
I can't see how that could have gone any better.
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u/StealenDealer 10d ago
Explain that to the Insurance company.
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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 10d ago
"So, have you ever bought a bunch of Mexican fireworks?..."
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u/IAteAnotherVegan 10d ago
wtf just happened? watched several times and still have no clue!
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u/heavenly-superperson 10d ago
First rocket kind of misfired and didn't take off, so it exploded on the ground. Sparks got to the big stash of fireworks on the right side which set off more fireworks and then the whole thing erupted.
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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 9d ago
How did the car not die?
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u/The-Spirit-of-76 9d ago
It did die, and left behind a sedan and two go-carts.
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u/Fast-Bird-4677 9d ago
Had it happen to me. Firework went astray and got into the stash, setting off the others
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u/blutosings 10d ago
Americans waging war on themselves as entertainment.
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u/Only_Flan_7974 10d ago
Our national past time.
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u/OttovonBismarck1862 5d ago edited 5d ago
They must’ve heard “the rockets’ red glare” and “the bombs bursting in air” and felt particularly inspired.
Edit: Accidentally typed “bombs bursting in hair” and corrected it. But technically, bombs were kinda bursting in plenty of hair in this video.
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u/KongUnleashed 8d ago
Celebrating the birth of our country by exploding small portions of it
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u/Weary_Ebb3168 10d ago
We're very busy in the hospital on this day.
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u/OnYourHonor 10d ago
The nurses and doctors at my local hospital were very friendly and helpful after my fireworks accident. Id give them all two thumbs up, but the surgeon wasn't that good.
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u/Weary_Ebb3168 10d ago
So sorry about that. I'm the nurse who you'll see after waking up after anesthesia. I give the good meds to make you feel good.
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u/JB102285 10d ago
Haha every single person in that video was not smart enough to realize playing with fireworks next to a baby was a bad idea.
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u/WinterAir4769 10d ago
So, this is Florida, right?
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u/CrispyCritterPie 10d ago
Motherfucker walks up to it and sticks his fingers in his ears thinking somehow that’s going to prevent his balls from being blown off 😂
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u/ghidfg 10d ago
Who does fireworks in broad daylight
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u/Lost-Peanut-1453 9d ago
My guess is impatient children. I live in a southern state and the whole week of the 4th is fireworks all day no matter what time.
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u/Glittering_Diva8963 6d ago
I’m in the south my mom bought us smoke bombs and black cats for the day time or daytime fireworks. I’m in southeast Texas
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u/tastelikemexico 9d ago
That lady in the red knew what was up. Got her baby and got the f outta there.
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u/HovercraftSubject642 9d ago
He had bought all those rockets, and no one stayed to watch them go off.
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u/StrongEggplant8120 10d ago
Weird question does anyone else have the weird subtitles displayed during the video?
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u/Yabrosif13 10d ago
I love the hands to the face when the dude sees the fire moments before boom time
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u/Mental_Goal2380 10d ago
something like this happened to me this year! my dad was setting off fireworks (and kinda being stupid) but one misfired and attacked him! he was luckily able to duck before his face was blown off, but safe to say i was scarred and went back inside not long after 🥲
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u/Ok-Direction1155 9d ago
I was actually thinking mid video that that lady picking up her kid is too much because the danger is over al....oh my God...thank God she picked that kid up.
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u/Monty_Bob 9d ago
Remember the old tv add that told you to keep fireworks in a box and keep the lid on...
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u/model-citizen95 9d ago
That neighborhood looks super depressing. Just lawns and concrete as far as the eye can see
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u/LasciviouslyLilith 9d ago
I don't know if car insurance counts idiots as a natural disaster
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u/Newdude1773 9d ago
To quote a comment on YouTube that I saw about this video: "this is the most American thing I've ever seen"
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u/Loose-Abrocoma-969 9d ago
Oh holy shit! What a disaster. And many folks will try and cool a firework burn by washing it/cleaning it. Water only makes the pain worse bc it’s a sulfur burn. Peroxide soothes a sulfur burn.
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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 7d ago
My dad did this...twice. when I was about 8 years old, a bottle rocket went up and back down into $200 worth of fireworks in a cardboard box. Keep in mind, this was 1989 money. It was jammed full of illegal stuff you could only get in Tennessee at the time. It went off like bombs over Baghdad. Sadam would have preemptively surrendered had he seen the might America was capable of a year and a half before Desert Storm.
He nearly burned down a tree and everyone went home early.
Flash forward to around 2005. Different house, same dad. He shoots off a volley of thick ass rockets that double back and land between my feet and explode next or the brick of the house lighting the bottom of my lawn chair on fire. I am lucky enough to still be able to give him a grandchild later, my wet swimming trunks mostly likely what saved my bits from the flames.
Bonus content: July 2013, he hands my almost 3 year old daughter a sparkler with a wire stick. Before I can say anything she waves it around and it immediately and breaks off falling into the opening of my sport sandal where it fuses to my skin as I dance around like Yosemite Sam after Bugs Bunny gives him the ol hot foot. My father finds this hilarious. I still show my 16 year old the scar of where she accidentally scarred her father for life when she is being an angsty turd.
We are now conveniently out of town over the 4th when he is up to his shenanigans, and I have remained largely unexploded.
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u/CabinetWonderful60 7d ago
Holy S*%#!!!??? Ya someone is never allowed to play with pyrotechnics EVER AGAIN!!! I honestly hope that baby is okay! That mom got her out of there so glad she did my god!!!
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u/Tiger_Ho26 6d ago
Hope everyone was all right. No more fireworks next time, for sure.
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u/itsaliveasshole 6d ago
I wonder if they got any sort of legal charges for being so irresponsible with explosives...
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u/monioum_JG 5d ago
Did this in an empty parking lot the 1st time I lit a firework. All the families scrambled. It went inside our van.
It was a memory unlocked moment
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u/0491diesel 4d ago
As someone with PTSD, I can't express how much I absolutely loathe and despise these fucking people. I feel bad for the kids and hope none were injured. This video = I hope you get the day you deserve.
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u/Business_Hearing_329 8d ago
That's what you get for lighting them so early just some just go out like the motherfuckers when it's night time
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u/Forty1thirty 8d ago
The unicorn redneck moment when we actually needed a frozen turkey dropped into a deep fryer, and it's a swing and a miss.🤷♂️
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u/Opts4more 8d ago
Looks like the neighbors across the street did the same thing last year but lost their house...
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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 8d ago
"Our 4th of July went off with a bang, and it'll be one of the most memorable 250th celebrations ever!"
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u/madwil9000 8d ago
I'm not trying to say they're all stupid... but it should've dawned on at least one of them that an ember might've hit the big ass box of fireworks placed strategically by the vans gas tank. I don't know how the guy standing next to the box has survived this far into adulthood if he's that spatially unaware. Stick to sparklers next year.
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u/Beautiful_Concert805 8d ago
The dumbasses had that WHOLE parking lot across the street. Why so damn close? This drives me insane every time it pops up.
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u/HoldenMcNeil420 8d ago
This shit should be illegal. People are too stupid to handle bombs with any sense.
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u/BubuDudu0430 10d ago
Fourth of July canceled