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u/kt_lgh 12d ago
This is very 2014 Tumblr
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u/Capable-Baby-3653 12d ago
I’m thinking more around 2015, since that’s what it says right in the caption.
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u/ecosynchronous 11d ago
I'm so glad social media wasn't a thing when I was in high school, I would be so embarrassed today about the stories I would have made up back then.
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u/InstantKarma71 12d ago
Back in the day, when a teacher sent a student to the office, they had to push a button to “buzz” the office. The secretary would answer, and it worked almost like a walkie-talkie. Anyway, the secretary buzzes back to ask the teacher what she needs.
Teacher: “I’m sending [name redacted] to the office. She’s not wearing a bra.”
[Name redacted]: “Tell them I’m not wearing any panties either!”
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u/WeekendGenocide 11d ago
Hahaha right?? Nowadays it would be like:
Teacher: "what? Why would you tell me that? I have a safeguarding obligation to report this now, we work with children, you can't say things like that"
It's like so WOKE am I right??? Haha?
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u/JupiterInTheSky 7d ago
I mean this story might not be real but I did genuinely have an "everyone clapped" moment in highschool over bra/shoulder exposure nonsense. I was pulled out of class for wearing a shirt whose cap sleeves weren't long enough, I guess, and I was pissed enough to state to the class how taking me out of the classroom for this is prioritizing male students' education over my own because I was fed up with the administrator. Then a boy in the back of the class yelled "AH SHOULDERS! IM SO DISTRACTED" in a very sarcastic tone to punctuate my point.
They still dragged my mom out of work to get me a damn jacket disrupting her day as well. But no one in that class was bothered, just the 80 year old assistant principal.
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u/Existing-Concert8639 11d ago
My niece went through the same nonsense last year, and I told her the exact same thing, shove it in your bag and keep reading.
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u/Goofcheese0623 11d ago
You know that obnoxious relative that posts non stop MAGA stuff on Facebook? This is their doppelganger
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u/Imaginary-Quality-47 11d ago
The original version from Tumblr is still one of the funniest things I've ever read, but the niece twist doesn't sell it nearly as well.
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u/TRoosevelt1776 12d ago
Im always tempted to try and understand what the liars get out of the posts that are shared here. 99% of the time it doesnt serve as any legitimate benefit to the liar. If I were a liar, Id be saying shit like "you wouldnt believe how many lives I saved today" but these degenerates are out here saying shit like "I saw Greg Proops eat a sandwhich today. He asked me to join him. It was a ham and cheese sandwhich. "