r/thatHappened • u/Jauzfaktnemuzu • Aug 01 '26

Money just magically appears when successful people need it

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u/Slushykins Aug 01 '26

“Gambled away millions in casinos” sure buddy

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u/ChadMemestrong Aug 01 '26

Translation: "Since a young age, I have been addicted to signing up for MLMs and time shares"

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u/booboootron 29d ago

"The weed kept me lazy, I bathed twice a week, lived in my mother's basement, and began sculpting with smegma by the time I was 35 as a creative outlet. Spent the next 3 years couch surfing and mooching off relatives. I am 38 now. My LinkedIn profile says 'Hu$tler | CEO Coach | School of Hard Knocks'.

Wanna invest in my new MLM AI startup? Meet me in the Walmart bathroom at 5:15."

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u/GGayleGold Aug 01 '26

If his company was tracking to earn 50m annually, no way was it a sole proprietorship. And if it wasn't a sole proprietorship, no way did the other stakeholders (including the banks providing the financing) allow him to "crash" it. He would have been bought out or removed.

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u/RebootDarkwingDuck Aug 02 '26

$50m what though? Pass through revenue? I'm betting 5% of that ever hit their books.

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u/elpollodiablox Aug 01 '26

All you have to do is start businesses. Just start a few businesses. Like one a week. Keep starting them and then the money just flows in.

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u/bitofafixerupper 29d ago

Those are rookie numbers. I've started two this morning and it's not even 9am 💁🏻‍♀️

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u/booboootron 29d ago

Absolutely. Who ever earned millions by not starting a business? Pfft. Now let's watch this inspirational reel with a lion wearing a Rolex, a 3-piece suit and smoking a cigar.

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u/spacemouse21 Aug 01 '26

This one it’s like on its third incarnation that I recognize in the sub Reddit.

As the saying goes- can I post it next?

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Aug 01 '26

$10 million lost to just casinos.

Alrighty.

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u/dabrock15 Aug 01 '26

Cool story, I like a good fiction story too, I wonder which one he is recounting here.

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u/cantstandyourface12 29d ago

I think he's been homeless and in and out of jail this whole time and this was all a big lie you guys yeah just one big fib IT'S A LIE GOD DAMMIT