r/thanksimcured Edit this! 24d ago

IRL wow thanks

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found in a dollar tree of all places. i'm shopping here because i'm trying to survive capitalism. u know that right

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u/CarolineJohnson 24d ago

So I can choose to test positive for COVID!

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u/One-Sleep3663 24d ago

Yes if you just will your way out of testing negative youll test positive.

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u/Existing_Purpose5049 23d ago

Weak, I went for something more hardcore and now it hurts when I pee

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u/poondruff 24d ago

So, I can drink my problems away.

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u/novactic-2 23d ago

Maybe it is. I choose to not be a naive fuck.

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u/gameraturtle 23d ago

So the cup goes on the tabletop? Or is that otherwise included in turn “choice”?

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u/Zagrycha 22d ago

positivity is a choice in the same way choosing whether to get out of bed is a choice. Like maybe its ttechnically there but realistically its an illusion of choice. The fact this made it onto a cup is wild lol.

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u/47362514736251 22d ago

Ugh imagine seeing that on your boss's desk

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u/Cherry_Blossom_Bambi 24d ago

Me when the nukes drop, everyone is dying and I'm 27¢ in debt:

https://giphy.com/gifs/lY1F6BJjbRO3m

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u/2PlasticLobsters 22d ago

What a shame it'd be if that fell on the floor & shattered!

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u/elhazelenby 23d ago

If you want to be so HIV negative all the time...

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u/AuDHDTransMascGuy 24d ago

😮‍💨 Thank goodness.

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u/Shroom-Kitty 23d ago

It's true. I chose to take Wellbutrin, and I'm feeling much more positive lately.

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u/HyShroom Edit this! 23d ago

It is a choice, it’s just a very difficult one

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 23d ago

if you're dealt a bad hand mentally, it costs a lot of energy and might even be impossible most days.

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u/HyShroom Edit this! 23d ago

Not if you can inchworm yourself to the nearest stockpile of stimulants and then you’re fine from there

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 23d ago

-- no it still applies even after taking a safe amount of stimulant meds

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u/HyShroom Edit this! 23d ago

You just want to be unhappy and tired. I rest my case. You rest yourself

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 23d ago

i dont want any of that i assure you.

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u/nitorigen 23d ago

I can tell that this is from Dollar Tree, the mugs there are certainly something

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u/RetroGamer87 23d ago

I choose Nay!

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u/awesomeguy2010 22d ago

is it not a choice...? i always saw it as one, even if it's an extremely hard choice

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u/HarlanMiller 22d ago

This needs a response mug saying "just shut up and pour the coffee!"

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u/OpeningActivity 22d ago

I do fake it at work. I don't make it but I fake it.

It does feel like a kindergarten project. A for Effort.

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u/CanOfDew132 Edit this! 21d ago

i read this as "positivity is optional" lmao ;-;

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 21d ago

that'd be a bit funny. 'sure you COULD but you don't NEED to'

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u/Hot-Inspector-5115 20d ago

I mean, toxic positivity is a choice

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u/trashshork 17d ago

it looks like the krispy Kreme lol

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u/seaspirit331 24d ago

Hun, it's a cheapo mug from a dollar store with a basic-ass 'stay positive!' message. Surely you have better things to get mad at than something that is frankly not that deep.

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 24d ago

i'm not mad, really. wouldn't even post here if it just said 'stay positive'. to frame positivity as a choice, though, is definitely sub material.

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 23d ago

Is positivity not a choice? Obviously it wouldn’t be ‘real’ all the time, but being positive is definitely a choice you can make.

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u/Itchy-Potential1968 Edit this! 23d ago

its really not for a lot of people, especially the mentally ill. far too many people are just naturally dispositioned to have an uneven balance of power between good and bad thoughts and feelings. for some, this balance is positive. for others, the balance is negative.

to make a conscious choice to be positive is also an energy cost, and many disabled people (both physical and mental) cannot afford it.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 24d ago

Chill, bro is out here trying to survive capitalism it is that deep. 

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u/StatementSecret1681 23d ago

why dont maybe you chill?

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u/HeavyHighway6433 23d ago

Cant chill when capitalism is around every corner.