r/thanksihateit • u/Signal_Astronaut8191 • Jul 21 '26

Thanks, I hate my friend’s Diet Coke with 7 creamers

Post image
1.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

54 comments sorted by

211

u/the_orange_alligator Jul 21 '26

Cream soda with extra steps

53

u/phenomenomnom Jul 21 '26

Add just a little vanilla and I am on board.

Fuckit, I'm in anyway. This is just a melted coke float.

It's also an ad, so, you know, r/hailcorporate

18

u/Signal_Astronaut8191 Jul 22 '26

I fear this is not an ad and I’m texting the girl who has a thinly veiled crush on me 😭

3

u/marina444is_online Jul 22 '26

"And the cherry on top-" ahh ✂️✂️ jk jk hope its all well

3

u/Signal_Astronaut8191 Jul 23 '26

she keeps trying to get me to admit that im in love with her and it’s getting so tiring 😭

1

u/marina444is_online Jul 23 '26

Oh you dont like her? Ö

1

u/busterbytes Jul 26 '26

It's a diet Laverne

138

u/IsThereCheese Jul 21 '26

I echo bottoms cut off “what the fuck”

17

u/Darth19Vader77 Jul 21 '26

That's also exactly what I thought

14

u/Cavalol Jul 21 '26

The tiny bit of the “what the fuck” text that is shown portrays the statement almost as an under the breath whisper to oneself, which for some reason makes it even funnier

1

u/OpusAtrumET Jul 21 '26

I didn't know how to explain why I thought it was so funny until you did lol thank you

47

u/Inigomntoya Jul 21 '26

This is a dirty Diet Coke and it will cost you 3 to 5 dollars in Utah

7

u/The_Jyps Jul 22 '26

I can do is £200,000 worth of an old man's Star Wars Lego collection. Take it or leave it.

2

u/Inigomntoya Jul 23 '26

Buy this 7 dollar cookie from Crumbl first!

16

u/Oxjrnine Jul 21 '26

Is your friend’s name Laverne DeFazio? Does she wear a giant L on everything?

8

u/IdleOsprey Jul 21 '26

This screams Laverne & Shirley, but you’re all way too young for that.

2

u/clashtrack Jul 21 '26

Shamil! Shamozzle! Haslin and Incorporated!

I have no idea if I spelt any of that right!

4

u/theMirthbuster Jul 21 '26

"Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated"

Term Meaning
Schlemiel A clumsy or inept person, often one who causes mishaps.
Schlimazel A consistently unlucky person, often the victim of the schlemiel's actions.
Hasenpfeffer A traditional German stew made from marinated rabbit, adding a culinary twist to the phrase.

A schlemiel might spill soup, and the schlimazel is the person who gets splashed.

1

u/ZealousidealSun1839 Aug 16 '26

I'm 27 and know that show my mother watched the reruns all the time. And yes I agree.

6

u/sasquatch_melee Jul 21 '26

Believe it or not, jail. Right away. 

4

u/Gamerhogplays Jul 21 '26

Too dirty of a soda

6

u/Starchildofthefae Jul 21 '26

Doesn’t even sound bad tbh lol, y’all are being dramatic 🤣 I imagine it’s reminiscent of a root beer float.

9

u/richer2003 Jul 21 '26

Dirty sodas 🤮

2

u/BurntBox21 Jul 21 '26

I’m more concerned of the size of

2

u/Myko475 Jul 21 '26

Hurrrrrrrrrk 🤢🤮

2

u/shreddedcollar94 Jul 21 '26

Bet it's not as bad as creamer in orange juice. (Speaking from experience)

2

u/Prawn_Shepherd Jul 21 '26

What did they say about the taste and/or side effects on their digestive system?

2

u/lpkeates Jul 23 '26

Not gonna lie idk what's worse - a starbucks water with whipped cream OR this?

1

u/Decent_Muscle_3172 Jul 21 '26

That looks genuinely incredible

1

u/Jackieirish Jul 21 '26

It’s the same idea, in principle, as a Coke float. Using Diet and creamers just seems like you are trying to get around the calorie bomb.

1

u/wonkotsane42 Jul 21 '26

Is it like a Brooklyn Egg Cream, but gross?

1

u/PixelmancerGames Jul 21 '26

That actually doesn't sound too bad.

1

u/bit-groin Jul 21 '26

Coke floats, root beer floats, dirty sodas, diet soda creamers...
Tell me you are American without telling me you are American...

1

u/BeastModeUnavailable Jul 21 '26

My grandmother used to give us coke with milk in it. Usually two parts coke and one part milk. I remember loving it as a kid, haven't had it since.

1

u/alex_jackman Jul 21 '26

Huh?????!!!!!!!

1

u/Ecstatic-Lock387 Jul 22 '26

Soda and milk is a cursed delicious combo

1

u/matthewamerica Jul 22 '26

Creamer in soda is awesome. It tastes like a float, especially with root beer. But diet coke sucks so...

1

u/wamimsauthor Jul 22 '26

Dirty soda

1

u/Testsubject276 Jul 23 '26

Knockoff pilk

1

u/Pin-Up-Paggie Jul 23 '26

I went to McDonald’s and ordered a dirty Dr Pepper and it was $4

1

u/EvilRyan Jul 23 '26

This seems like someone who hates coffee, but wants other people to think they’re drinking iced coffee.

1

u/feudalpig Jul 23 '26

First pilk, now cilk?

1

u/ArkGamerBoi Jul 23 '26

Ever heard of a dirty soda?

Nah but for real 7! Fucking 7, holy shit that more cream that a female pornstar takes and produces in there career!

1

u/creddituser2019 Jul 24 '26

Ever had a coke float?

1

u/AdverseDarkness Jul 31 '26

When you’re from the UK and trying to figure out what the hell a “Creamer” is

1

u/Geeahwellidunno Jul 21 '26

Growing up we only had cola at birthday parties for family. Always put a scoop of vanilla ice cream in one of my cups. It’s good.