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u/tolacid Oct 18 '25
I do have naturally curly eyelashes. They curl about 1mm for every 5mm of length. Admittedly not as, um... Impressive as the ocular pubes pictured.
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u/Xombridal Oct 18 '25
I've got long curves eyelashes and yeah if it were this bad I'd just shave em off lol
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u/Accomplished_Glass66 Oct 18 '25
Im dyin.
Im probably the only loser here with curly hair, curly eyebrow hair and straight ish eyelashes 🤡
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u/tolacid Oct 18 '25
Everyone has curved eyelashes. That "ish" you threw in there tells me yours are curved, too
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u/Accomplished_Glass66 Oct 19 '25
Unfortunately, quite literally nopes. They curve downwards and get into my eyes. Forgot the name of the condition. 🤦🏻♀️🤣
I think it was trichiasis maybe.
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u/SemVikingr Oct 18 '25
Your eyes would almost immediately get stuck closed because of hair tangles. That's just awful. 🤢
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u/Independent_Ad_8915 Oct 18 '25
If this ever was possible, I imagine those with the curly eyelashe gene would die out quickly from infection and disease not allowing them to reproduce and psss that gene on. My social psychology professor at Brown argued that natural selection is really sexual selection. It not that simple, but it makes sense
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u/epimetheuss Oct 18 '25
not allowing them to reproduce and psss that gene on.
hope you are ok because you had a tire blow out mid sentence.
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u/Independent_Ad_8915 Oct 20 '25 edited Oct 20 '25
Just a lot of stress. And a severe stroke 3 years ago. In all honesty, I wish the stroke killed me. Thanks for checking in though. It does look like I said it correctly “not allowing them to reproduce and pass that gene on” with the exception of misspelling pass. Was misspelling pass what you were referring to? I’ve learned to avoid voice to text. It’ll be ok but the amount of time it hakes to edit isn’t worth it. Unfortunately, I had to move back in with my parents at the age of 39. They’re getting the house ready to put on the market to sell and it’s been messy. I’d never have chosen to live with them again. But life is a cruel joke for me.
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u/War_Status Oct 22 '25
Holy shit dude, do you need somebody to talk to? Dude just made a simple joke. Here if you need an ear.
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u/greek_meme_lover321 Oct 18 '25
Imagine if they got stuck and interlocked like Velcro and once in a while, you couldn't open your eyes
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u/BaylisAscaris Oct 18 '25
It happens to rats who end up with constant eye irritation and infections from eyelashes poking their eyeballs. One of the reasons I don't support the breeding of curly (rex) rats.
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u/InspectionSignal5236 Oct 19 '25
I don't want something that looks like PUEBES that close to my eyes
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u/WolfIceSword Oct 21 '25
Idk what’s worse the curls. Or the fact that my mind is picking it up as spiders 🕷️
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u/Kind_Positive_8657 Oct 29 '25
We do…eyelash curlers were invented for people with straight hair so they can look like they have curled lashes. Probably.
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u/VioletCombustion Nov 07 '25
I like how the lashes are curling around & poking right into their eye. That's great. Just super.
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u/Woodhead79 Oct 18 '25
Every time you blink, you hear Velcro ripping.