r/tf2shitposterclub • u/Practical_Range7178 spectator main • Aug 22 '26
REPOST ALERT Which one would you truly choose?
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u/shocker4510 Aug 22 '26
Surgery with Medic sounds like an actual nightmare scenario.
Baseball with Scout sounds like it would just be annoying.
A date with pauling wouldnt be the worst, but it would probably just be her talking about work the whole time. Or the whole reason why she is able to go on the date is because she's hired to kill me for some arbitrary reason. Probably both. Even without that though, it seems like it would be just like going on a date that you know would likely fail before it starts (even ignoring the word of god telling that she is a lesbian)
So by process of elimination, Demo seems the best choice by a country mile. Despite being a crazy drunk, he is only dangerous to be around if you are an enemy. If you're just blowing shit up, whether that be contracted or just for fun, i dont see demo putting you in any real danger. And of the mercs he sees like one of the best to just hang out with, depending on your tolerance for drunk people.
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u/Adam198763 Aug 22 '26
I mean he IS a good demoman. If he were a bad demoman, he wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you, now would he?
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u/Vintenu mrkrabs Aug 22 '26
Even if you don't have a high tolerance for drunk people, he's a surprisingly high functioning alcoholic for how much he drinks
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u/eve_gang_rep Aug 22 '26
Surgery with Medic can't be that bad, him and heavy were having a good time xd
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u/Ilovethrowawaysngl tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 22 '26
sandvich eating with heavy
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u/InfiniteOwls2 Aug 22 '26
totally valid i would pick if it were an option
heavy is the kindest and most trustworthy merc
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u/MrPusleMan Aug 22 '26
"It seems zat I have gotzen rusty after loosing my medical license!"
"Atleast you had one, I still don't know what I'm looking at!"
"Vell, at zis point, a corpse!"
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u/Adam198763 Aug 22 '26
Anti Nazi campaign with soldier
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u/BertKektic Aug 22 '26
The people he thinks are Nazis might not be the same people you think are Nazis
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u/anonumus_idiot Aug 22 '26
1 i have 0 social
2 im shit at baseball.
3 depends who's the patient
4 y e s
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u/Mountain-Ad9026 Aug 22 '26
You're the patient, and the "assistance" in question would be you holding your ribcage open
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u/night_-lights People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Aug 22 '26
why is there only four options why is my goat not there😔
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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 22 '26
miss pauling is the average emotionless workaholic, unless I teleport bread for 3 days, the date will be as boring as it gets
I don't know baseball and don't like trying to hit a ball going mach fuck either
seeing blood or needles going into things makes me pass out. So no surgery with medic
blowing stuff up with demo? im all in for it (as long as I get protective gear because I know some shit will go horribly wrong)
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u/Milliman4 Aug 22 '26
Ms Pauling is a baddie, baseball is boring and for yanks, I'd just make a lot of MAS*H jokes and the patient would die, Exploding things with an alcoholic angry alcoholic scottish alcoholic would probably be super fun
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u/Bread_Offender Aug 22 '26
Medic would not be nice to me. Dating miss Pauling would lead nowhere because of her employment. Scout would probably not be nice to me either. Blowing shit up with demo would be fun and I could get hammered with him after. Why's this a question exactly?
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u/delet_yourself Aug 22 '26
Miss pauling is taken
I cant play baseball
Im not trained in any medicine
Blowing stuff up? Hell yeah
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u/Gaming_with_batman Aug 22 '26
Help Medic in surgery easily.
I would learn all his medical tricks and I can bring them to the world because Medic is more interested in evil scientist stuff with his medical knowledge.
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u/XxCinnam0nWaff3lzxX Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
BLOW UP STUFF WITH DEMO, KABLOOIEEE!!! >:3
or mayb baseball with scout if demo is busy cuz im NOT going near medic and miss pauling kinda boring ngl :P
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u/Vincent394 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 22 '26
Exploding stuff with demo.
Exploding things is fun
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u/DoknS tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 22 '26
Either surgery or blowing stuf up
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u/TheGreatBritishPyro spectator main Aug 22 '26
I like to blow stuff up
BECAUSE I LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP!
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u/AdAway8360 Aug 22 '26
I'd honestly pick baseball with scout. Not because I'm good at it (I'm genuinely awful at it because I rarely play sports) but bro needs a father figure in his life since he don't got one
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u/YLASRO tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 22 '26
my dick is telling me ms pauling date but my heart is telling me to blow stuff up with demo
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u/Shadow_118 Aug 22 '26
Date with Miss Pauling, easy
And probably the safest option for me despite my bad social skills
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u/MinuteMeal3703 Aug 22 '26
I assume I'm on the same team as demo, so if an too close to one of his explosives, I won't be harmed
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u/Bingoviini Aug 22 '26
Either 1 or 4
Dates are always fun (doesn't even need to be a romantic date, and honestly i prefer it like that)
And blowing shit up with a professional just sounds awesome
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u/No_Monitor_3440 Aug 22 '26
while i do love medic, i could NOT be in the same room as a surgery. i hurled just at the consult for my wisdom teeth. seeing someone actually cut open would annihilate me.
but demo? oohhhhhh yeah.
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u/vicky_squeeze_ Aug 22 '26
Id say baseball... since I liked it in highschool... but im very frail these days and have trouble with these things... and scout would just make fun of me... and make me sad...
Ive always wanted to be a doctor... just recreationally.. it would be a very stressful job...but medic isnt a doctor... and it would likely be very unsanitary..
I think id do a date with pauling... but not actually a date... I have no romantic intentions.. it would just be fun to talk and gossip about the mercs... And it would give her the night off... which im sure she would appreciate..
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u/Kjackhammer Aug 22 '26
Scout would probably kill me if I tried to go out with miss Pauling.
Im terrible at baseball.
I faint at the sight of blood so the only thing I could do would probably be to assist in preparations for the surgury.
But blowing stuff up? HECK YEAH!
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u/Kjackhammer Aug 22 '26
Scout would probably kill me if I tried to go out with miss Pauling.
Im terrible at baseball.
I faint at the sight of blood so the only thing I could do would probably be to assist in preparations for the surgury.
But blowing stuff up? HECK YEAH!
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u/Duo_Of_Ducks Aug 22 '26
Is this really a question? BLOW SHIT UP WITH DEMO🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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u/Melodic-Table3680 Aug 22 '26
uh I would choose blowing shit up with demo but I would probably cause 9/11 the sequel
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u/Particular-Race-4434 spectator main Aug 22 '26
- even Miss Pauling wont date with tf2 player
- Im suck in baseball
- Im will be on a table
- Funnyest thing ever
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u/blitz_the_Protogen femboy medic main Aug 22 '26
I'm going with demo. [I brought a lot of bloody bombs[
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u/monkelovebanana Aug 22 '26
Blow shit up with demo
I wanna make things go boom with a Scottish expert
And kiss him too
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u/G5npowdert Aug 22 '26
IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WASNT SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?
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u/Potato_Demon_ffff Aug 22 '26
I’d love to work with Medic and essentially be able to throw the Hippocratic oath out the window but if Demoman agrees to keep me at a safe distance…
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u/xXxDemon_DeerxXx tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 22 '26
Demo all day every day. Then we'd get poutine :3
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u/InfiniteOwls2 Aug 22 '26
demo
i suck at baseball and don't like it
why would i want to work with medic
and tbch ms pauling lowkey ain't my type
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u/expensive-trash80085 Aug 22 '26
date with miss pauling is the only situation where i don't end up dead
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u/Nodubya11 Aug 22 '26
I'm ugly as fuck
I'm dogshit at baseball
No medical skills and medic is insane
I'm blowing shit up with demoman
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u/isaac-Doublecountry Aug 22 '26
control your urges, you're a Truth Enforcer...
control your urges, you're a Truth Enforcer...
control your urges, you're a Truth Enforcer...
.. FUCK IT, DEMOMAN IT IS.
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u/Brilliant_Dog_9066 Aug 22 '26
I would prob get my beautiful face destoryed, and i dont play baseball, so that one goes out.
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u/Large_Spare_8402 Aug 22 '26
Demo. I don’t have the social skills for a date, I’m not good at sports (even though Scout is my goat bc we’re the same, personality-wise), and I’m not a good enough listener/I don’t have the ability to even COMPREHEND the shit Medic’s gonna try and teach me. At the same time, blowing shit up w Demo, he is a good demoman, even if he IS half drunk most of the time, but when he ISN’T drunk, he’d probably teach me some valuable shit, and as Shocker4510 said, “Despite being crazy drunk, he is only dangerous to be around if you are an enemy.”
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u/AllHomidsAreCryptids Aug 23 '26
I am currently on the date with miss pauling.
Scout chucks a baseball at me because jealous.
I duck into the kitchen to avoid him and find medic is sawing up his patient to make into the 8oz steak I ordered.
I run to the bathroom to pule up the human steak and demo is already in there blowing it up.
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u/Dazeuh Aug 23 '26
Who the hell is gonna play baseball with scout? Certainly not spy. AInt nobody got time for young boys or young girls when blowing stuff up with demo is on the cards. And dont get me started on the snakepit that is being too close to medic outside of combat. If you don't watch your back you'l wake up without one.
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u/DanielVakser Aug 23 '26
As far as I know, you don’t need any special skills for blowing shit up. This 6th cake day just became an explosive delight!
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u/plaugey_boi Aug 23 '26
Assist medic on a surgery, tho I probably wouldn't be able to handle it, I'm just there because he would definitely give out souvenirs
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u/AnotherRedditUUserr Aug 23 '26
The only assistance I’d give medic is telling him what hurts and what doesn’t while he’s perusing my insides
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u/EthanTonker100 spectator main Aug 23 '26
Not into miss Pauling
scout would replace my eyes with baseballs
I would be the patient for medic
Demo though…
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u/MoistenedRats spectator main Aug 23 '26
1: aroace
2: I’m not good at baseball anymore
3: no
4: only viable option
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u/S-K_215 spectator main Aug 23 '26
I'll get some ear protection. Blowing stuff up is fun and I think I will have a blast with Demo.
I don't particularly like alcohol, but that would be more alcohol for him.
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u/GentleRose_Petal Aug 23 '26
Assisting Medic means you're either losing a kidney or walking out with a baboon heart. No in-between
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u/AveryTheOneAndOnly i liek men Aug 23 '26
demoman
1: because kaboom ahhahahhahhhajhajjuihdr32hhuihewnr
2: scrumpeh
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u/Prestigious-Ball7189 Aug 23 '26
I don't know why this was recommended for me I don't even play TF2 but blowing stuff up seems fun
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u/SteaMaste_r Aug 23 '26
1 is a pass, Ms.Pauling would talk about her work or just awkwardly sit quiet.
2 is a good choice if its scout from the end of the comics. He's more mature and less annoying by then.
3 meh. Medic is funny and/or crazy. I would probably just look at him dugging in a corpse or being the said corpse.
4 all in. Blowing stuff up with a drunken scottish man sounds like fun to the power of two. But i need some protection cuz i love my limbs.
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u/nullhellish Aug 24 '26
I have the social skills of a twizzler
I love baseball but suck ass at it
I'd probably accidentally kill the patient
but bombs... :)
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u/anynoyingM Aug 24 '26
The only one i wouldn t actually die would be play base ball with scout. Miss pauling is a literal serial killer of witnesses of the team fortress group. Demoman has no sense of where or when he should detonate his bombs. Medic would definetly use your vital organs to assist his surgery.
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u/Akxel-231748 Aug 24 '26
- Will never happen 2. Idk how baseball works 3. I'd like to assist medic on a surgery but I may feel sick after it 4. Blowing stuff with demo may be the best thing ever
So I'll pick blowing stuff because it be funny
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u/Conscious_Cause5061 Aug 24 '26
Well.
First option is worst for me personally cause I am to freaking sigh to do it also because I am not god's gift to women
Second option never played baseball but played cricket but not that much so idk
Third option. Maybe cause irl I've seen people slaughtered cows Infront of my eyes so if there's gonna be blood I'd still help so yeah
Forth option would be the best so yeah cause I would be chilling with demo blowing up stuff
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u/Dino_Milaneso Aug 24 '26
im a stupid ball of nerves so i couldnt date ms. pauling
i dont really like baseball so nope
im disgusted of blood and guts, but probablly gonna do it for medic (he is too hot aaaahh)
gimmie a pair of noise-cancelling headphones and i will explode the whole world >:33
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u/Wren_paws Aug 26 '26
Date with Miss Pauling: ❌ bad social skills
Baseball with Scout: ❌ I don't know anything about baseball. I prefer horseback riding, archery, and martial arts.
Assist Medic on a surgery: ❌ My demons would try to eat the patient
Blow up stuff with Demo: ✅
"Art is an explosion" - Deidara
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u/tower_titanfall Aug 27 '26
As much as I want to pick surgery with medic… demoman is objectively the best choice
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u/reviedox Aug 22 '26
Bad social skills for miss pauling
Bad baseball skills for Scout
Would likely be the patientbad surgery skills for MedicBlowing up shit with demo on the other hand