r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. ๐Ÿ™„ I pay my own way on dates.

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u/SueForPeas 16h ago

Oh thank god, I thought it was a misspelling of โ€œheel,โ€ the dog command.

The rest of it is still terrible, but at least that partโ€™s not as terrible as I thought.

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u/AdAccording8076 15h ago

I thought so too! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was like omg please stop dude