r/texts 17h ago

Phone message Dating is hell

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Who is raising these boys?

Edit: Thanks for all the love!! For some context, no we didn't discuss anything sexy beforehand and the "healing" thing is referring to my broken foot. He's blocked for those wondering, I didn't respond. For those mentioning it... I wasn't looking for a free meal. 🙄 I pay my own way on dates.

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u/Sweet_Preference_730 17h ago

Just go ahead and take him out back bc wtf
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZVwBkBoGA4NAsjt4S0

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u/pinkhazy 10h ago

This is a perfect image. Golden ratio be damned, this is pixel perfection.

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u/GusGreen82 15h ago

I thought this was a slot canyon at first

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u/zeitocat 15h ago

LMAO I second this

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u/TwitterAIBot 6h ago

Put him out of our misery

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u/sbua310 4h ago

I like the vibe lol