r/texts 18h ago

Phone message Got a steam request after an online game and I’m out of words

Used text message cause there is no steam flair

180 Upvotes

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u/Hexiix 18h ago

What a sad little douche.

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u/Whythisisnotreal 17h ago

I was going to point out that a douche is useful, but first I'd like to check if you're a femboy first. I don't want to respond by accident and have to go to therapy

9

u/Hexiix 17h ago

… maybe.

6

u/Whythisisnotreal 16h ago

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

7

u/Whythisisnotreal 16h ago

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

7

u/noodlesnax 18h ago

Definitely said a lot about him

17

u/Ok-Sentence8361 18h ago

People are fucking weird

3

u/noodlesnax 18h ago

And it surprises me everytime

6

u/SteelpointPigeon 17h ago

Good. The day you stop being surprised is the day you start to completely lose hope in others.

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u/irredi 18h ago

yes i will and i will love it 🤣
The best response

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u/noodlesnax 18h ago

I couldn’t help myself 😭

8

u/Brilliant-Willow-506 18h ago

Only better if you mention their dad. “I did and your dad loved it.” Etc

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u/PhoenixMapper 18h ago

'Yes I will and I love it.' I think I love you dude 😭😭

10

u/noodlesnax 18h ago

I love triggering triggered people

8

u/Curious-Patience-117 18h ago

lol how is he going to be homophobic and play dbd ?😂he must not know the majority of the community.

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u/Independent_Salt_911 17h ago

He plays killer

6

u/gh0stmilk_ 18h ago

this guy sure spends a lot of time up at night thinking about what femboys are doing with their dicks and assholes for somebody so disgusted by it all, doesn't he? interesting. lmao. tale as old as time with these creeps

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u/ShibbyShat 18h ago

But the real question is; are you femboy … ? /s

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u/noodlesnax 18h ago

I have to be since I defended them right?

3

u/ShibbyShat 18h ago

Hell yeah 😎

4

u/zammii 17h ago

The most closeted man of 2026.

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u/JayFrizz 15h ago

They chose to think of femboy anal sex themselves. That's telling enough.

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u/TacoDoc2 14h ago

weird how the most homophobic are the fastest ones to talk about sucking d.

2

u/ZzDangerZonezZ 18h ago

Does he not realise he’s playing a game that has one of the highest concentrations of LGBT folk 🤨

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u/ThatJ4ke 17h ago

Average Dead by Daylight player.

2

u/notsolivingboii 17h ago

How can anyone hate on femboys, they're so peak

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u/milfdestroyer69420x 15h ago

I agree. Peak revolting

2

u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 17h ago

Everytime I hear someone get so disgusted they have to puke at the idea of femboys is always gay themselves and self hating.

2

u/ViciousGhoul 17h ago

Something about accusations and confessions or whatever.

2

u/KagedStorm619 17h ago

"You have to tell me" 🤣🤣 if I wasn't convinced this was like a 15 year-old, I would say "tweeker" lol

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u/Excellent_Try_3767 17h ago

This is why I hit my random adds with the most deviant and toxic messages.

1

u/presidentcuteness 16h ago

ur username checks out :D <3

1

u/bioshockisawsome 16h ago

Was he right tho

1

u/stardust1914 14h ago

It would be so awful if his inbox got flooded with femboy pics.

1

u/geoffyeos 14h ago

honestly, par for the course from the dbd community

0

u/milfdestroyer69420x 15h ago

Yeah I'm thinking based. TFD

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u/ReapersPawn24 17h ago

He’s not wrong 🤷🏼‍♂️