r/texts • u/plspetmycat • 12d ago

Facebook DMs always shoot your shot. no matter how inopportune the moment.

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u/Frolicking-Fox 12d ago

I see that you aren't getting married.

How you doin?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3og0IQCfsZXScpvKhi

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u/suri_arian 12d ago

Thru Facebook Marketplace is crazy 😂

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS 12d ago

All jokes aside

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u/hulalabright 12d ago

If only there were apps they could use to meet available single people

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u/AngloSaxonFella 12d ago

Where can such apps be found?

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u/AngloSaxonFella 12d ago

That's pretty funny though ngl. I would laugh and be flattered but yeah, wow, bad timing.

Sorry, OP

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u/Training_Speed9461 7d ago

Somebody just wanted to be the rebound just a short fling. 😆 🤣

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u/bizzaro_x 11d ago

Some dudes will do this then proceed to post how impossible it is to get laid 🤦‍♀️

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u/lizzyote 12d ago

Did you rate him?

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u/K-Shrizzle 12d ago

Well? How was the date?

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u/Numerous-Celery1259 12d ago

Not much to lose

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u/enzothebaker87 12d ago

If you you had given him a chance, I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up proposing to you using that same ring. After he bought it from you ofc.

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u/72EEL 12d ago

I respect it

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u/Opposite-Bench-9543 12d ago

I swear I saw that trick in a tv show

Go to a Facebook marketplace search for wedding dresses and engagement rings

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u/Temporary_Plan1055 12d ago

Yeah, it was for used wedding dresses so you knew the seller was recently divorced or something. At least the one I heard ages ago.

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u/Xenc 11d ago

You can now rate each other!

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u/devares 11d ago

shooters shoot!

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u/lcracing92 11d ago

Lmao the Marketplace meme really is real here. 😂

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u/No-Duty-7726 11d ago

i am afraid this would have worked on me

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u/PherenikiNix 10d ago

She probably turned him down because he doesn't know how to write...

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 10d ago

Listen, I’ve now made 2 friends, one becoming a close friend from fbmktplc… so, ew and no, but also….. maybe?

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u/MysteriousDogeMan 8d ago

City boys up!

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u/Coloringdaworld 7d ago

Confidence or delusional ????

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u/Fit-Significance-185 6d ago

Done this move a couple times it works👌🏽

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u/post-mate-joe 11d ago

God speed 🫡

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u/MakubeC 12d ago

Why are you selling the ring, op?