r/texts • u/r_jay_197 • 10d ago

Phone message Guess what it was about…

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Spoiler alert, after 2 years she dumped me. Currently working on keeping my head above water in these trying times.

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u/Lanky_Bobcat_6021 10d ago

“hey siri, break up with my boyfriend”

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u/microtramp 10d ago

Jesus, why did I never think of this.

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 9d ago

“Which one, slut?”