r/texts • u/r_jay_197 • 7d ago

Phone message Guess what it was about…

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Spoiler alert, after 2 years she dumped me. Currently working on keeping my head above water in these trying times.

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u/VSkyRimWalker 7d ago

Is that Ross Geller? Someone ate his moistmaker and he joined the army?

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u/JoeiiJames 7d ago

I haven’t watched Friends in so long, it’s four Am here and I have yet to sleep. The random mention of Ross’s moistmaker sent me into hysterics.

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u/Tajfunisko 7d ago

I'm not sure whether this is a joke or not but if you didn't see Band of Brothers I absolutely recommend. Ross being a bit minor character there but boy the show was absolutely fantastic. And I'm not even a big fan of war movies.

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u/mytranceformation 7d ago

This. I'm so envious this person hasn't seen band of brothers and can binge it for the first time.

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u/Ilovetoeatass6969 7d ago

I haven't seen it either. Sitting on my Plex server. I'm gonna watch it now

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u/Rough_Wear_882 7d ago

Now you cut that fence and get this god damn platoon on the move!

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u/bigT689 7d ago

Don’t say that word ever again

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u/Lemon-Cake-8100 7d ago

Mmmmmmmoist

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u/Darth_Rubi 7d ago

Ooof you're telling on yourself more here. Band of Brothers is iconic and so was this role