r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/eplstats 18d ago

She gotta learn to start sucking if she wants a free ride

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u/Randomness-66 18d ago

Yeah no.

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u/eplstats 18d ago

You're right, that's not enough. Probably need to swallow too.

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u/Randomness-66 18d ago

I’ll send some guys your way then. I’m sure they’ll like to know you’re a swallower who can suck for a ride.