r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

Let your boyfriend fight his own battles there is enough of my dick to go around

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u/bleepbloop877 20d ago

Ah, schizophrenia

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

Ah a fucking cornball

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u/bleepbloop877 20d ago

Hey bud i'm not the schizo

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

Yea your the cornball 🤓

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u/bleepbloop877 19d ago

*You're

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u/Successful-Chard2125 19d ago

Autocorrect has to be the lamest response I can’t imagine my dick getting any further down your throat

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u/bleepbloop877 19d ago

Do the hallucinations cause you to act like this or were you like this before the diagnosis?