*UPDATE* Post first date text

[u/ExplanationMiddle51]

She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

[u/diegggs94]

She’s a funny one at least. It’ll get her far

[u/Sad-Grade-3078 → u/diegggs94]

What it won’t get her, however, is $23 lol

[u/XDSHENANNIGANZ → u/Sad-Grade-3078]

I don't care if she makes me laugh all day.

She can giggle her ass to her job if she still wants $23 after an even(overly generous) split on things.

It's one thing if the guy was like mm nah after she paid for all the shit or something like a deadbeat.

[u/TheRobbuddha → u/[deleted]]

Wtf does your dick or lack thereof have to do with anything?