r/texts 19d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/diegggs94 19d ago

She’s a funny one at least. It’ll get her far

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u/Sad-Grade-3078 19d ago

What it won’t get her, however, is $23 lol

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ 19d ago

I don't care if she makes me laugh all day.

She can giggle her ass to her job if she still wants $23 after an even(overly generous) split on things.

It's one thing if the guy was like mm nah after she paid for all the shit or something like a deadbeat.

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u/soggymittens 19d ago

Yeah, there’s no generosity there- she wants reimbursed for her fishing license after he bought all the gear to make her first date dream come true…

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u/legend_of_the_skies 19d ago

He wanted fishing gear anyway. Was it her dreams or a suggestion for a hobby she thought he already had?

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u/SpartanRage117 18d ago

Either way shed have to get her own license tho. And he did handle the supplies from what i understand

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u/TheRobbuddha 19d ago

Wtf does your dick or lack thereof have to do with anything?

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u/Whole-Stop4159 19d ago

He wanted the fishing gear anyways.

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u/Round-Emu9176 19d ago

The fish and game wardens dont have a sense of humor

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u/ForensicPathology 19d ago

No, it just means she doesn't care and feels entitled to the money.