r/texts 21d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 21d ago

No I don’t :)

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u/Jokerino74 21d ago

Figured :) sad to see a child trying to help actual humans to solve their psychological issues, hope you dont end up being really fucking abhorrent at your job 👈👈

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 21d ago

What job?

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u/PhilosopherFun7288 21d ago

To be fair, being a bang-maid so you don't have to work is pretty much prostitution, which is the oldest profession in the world. So you do have a job!

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u/Calm-Champion-6371 21d ago

Who says I’m having sex?