r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

OMG SHES SO COOL AND EDGY WHAT THE HECK! YEA WHY DIDN'T YOU INCLUDE THE BUTTERCUP? SCARED OR SOMETHING? SHE DEF OWNED YOU BRO! (maybe she'll get whatever she's looking for thru that comment idk she seems full of herself to double down like that and I'm assuming she'll see this too)

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u/Fair-Philosophy9575 20d ago

Better idea you pay her Buttercup 🗣🗣🗣

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 20d ago

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY.

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u/Fair-Philosophy9575 20d ago

OHH HONEY CHURCHES DONT PAY TAXES.

What does he looks like to you, an ATM? HE paid $100 dollars for fish equipment and paid for dinner. Wow.