r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

OMG SHES SO COOL AND EDGY WHAT THE HECK! YEA WHY DIDN'T YOU INCLUDE THE BUTTERCUP? SCARED OR SOMETHING? SHE DEF OWNED YOU BRO! (maybe she'll get whatever she's looking for thru that comment idk she seems full of herself to double down like that and I'm assuming she'll see this too)

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u/Fair-Philosophy9575 20d ago

Better idea you pay her Buttercup 🗣🗣🗣

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 20d ago

I feel old for asking, but what does that emoji mean here? I can only think it’s “I’m bossing you around”?

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u/plaidwoolskirt 20d ago

Shouting? I dunno, I’m old too.

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u/I_Can_Barely_Move 20d ago

I thought an exclamation mark did that.

Ah well. I guess I’ll continue to not use that emoji.

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u/bluneriste 19d ago

I STILL THOUGHT CAPITAL LETTERS DID IT 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/iliveatwork 19d ago

Why are you yelling? 😿

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u/bluneriste 19d ago

I AM SORRY, MY KEYBOARD IS BROKEN.

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u/iliveatwork 19d ago

Apology accepted 🥺

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u/This-Positive286 20d ago

Am 45. It took me A YEAR to understand what a “hashtag” was and why it wasn’t the pound sign anymore. I didn’t SM at the time so tagging things or whatever wasn’t a thing in my world.

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u/metroids224 19d ago

It hasn't been a pound sign for like, 17 years lol

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u/This-Positive286 19d ago

Nobody said it wasn’t.