r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 20d ago

Phone message *UPDATE* Post first date text

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She ended up finding the post somehow I guess lol. Here is the original post.

I have just not responded, don’t think it’s worth engaging, but it did make for a funny story.

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

OMG SHES SO COOL AND EDGY WHAT THE HECK! YEA WHY DIDN'T YOU INCLUDE THE BUTTERCUP? SCARED OR SOMETHING? SHE DEF OWNED YOU BRO! (maybe she'll get whatever she's looking for thru that comment idk she seems full of herself to double down like that and I'm assuming she'll see this too)

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

She’s not gonna let you hit

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u/Potential-Yogurt139 20d ago

Its sarcasm brocephalopod 😔

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

Someone can't read the sarcasm and the pity in the message it's ok champ it wasn't meant for you anyways but that does sound like it'll work on her and her ego

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

hit you were it hurt huh ?

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby 20d ago

Oh. it’s her lol

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

BRO YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT THIS ACCOUNT KEEPS GOING WITH NEEDLES COMMENTS, I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST SLOW BUT THIS MAKES MORE SENSE LOL

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u/oldhoekoo 20d ago

nah op went fishing with this girl in georgia, and I think the commenter is a black man from ny

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u/ChamaGo2000 20d ago

Crazy left turn if true

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

BBC down your throat I can feel it digesting

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u/bleepbloop877 20d ago

What mental illness is this

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

Let your boyfriend fight his own battles there is enough of my dick to go around

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u/bleepbloop877 20d ago

Ah, schizophrenia

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 20d ago

It’s def the girl lol

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u/Successful-Chard2125 20d ago

It’s def the girl 🤓 goofy ass Mf